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Cant wait to go out trick or treating in my Roman Polanski costume! 8:56 PM Oct 30th via web

Thats fucking genius sir!

Theres a great video on Youtube called "Extreme Abortion"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c634No1HEM

2010 and religion still exists....wow! I really thought we had it on the ropes in the 90's,Religion is like Jake La Motta

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thats awesome! thanks for sharing whats your twitter name? ima gonna follow you

Hey awesome, just subscribed!! being an Australian convict,British comedy is in my veins so id love to hear the UK comedians. reanimating Graham Chapman a possibility??, naw, would love to hear from...

Hey, i was thinking and again i dont know if this has been broached before, have you pitched comedy central on the leonard maltin game with your host doug benson?? It could play as a 10ism min short...

I don't know if it's been broached before (most likely but I'm too lazy to research) that the criteria for presenting negative answers seems a little flawed.If you are going negative 4 or 5 you've...

Oh i forgot about this, Hello I'm Jamey Suede from Melbourne Australia, I'm a drunk antagonistic sweetheart who will gently stab words in your thought hole. Phil Collins is really good too then, not...

I feel like a now fired officeworker who clicked on the Goatse link!

Thankyou for your post,
This was my only intention! like a forum version of "The Night of 140 Tweets"
i said i hoped people would police their own ego's and i thought 1 to 5 or so would be...

Thanks,i'm going to post it on twitter then repost it here later *grin*

I feel like my mother just caught me masturbating, i think its over.....ill have my dinner in my room.

Kill the thread then anyway, im too emotionally fragile for this internets


#rockretractions Ok yeah,the Goonies were good enough - Real Estate Developers

I can see what your saying, HOWEVER, i kinda look at it a bit different, because its such a new comedy throwaway art form i think its nice to recollect that sort of thing sometimes, its like...

How hateful, so if you are being hateful and snide, yeah, i guess it is really. blah blah blah, can't we all be Jim Carrey in his daydream at the ski chalet once or twice?

Yeah, the unpopular kind!

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Who am i kidding? your only twice times a lady bitch! #rockretractions 9 minutes ago via web

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Who is Mark Hoppus for $1000 Alex tweet tweet, what next the bird from Snoopy?

Sheesh what? I'm very proud of it, i wrote that.
or should it be,

I'd steal Jesus...........If he weren't nailed down. John 3:16??

Pretty standard list, i guess capitalism works!.......

Comedy and Everything Else (but bring back Todd Glass)

Ricky Gervais (Everything he touches turns to gold in my eyes)

WTF w/Marc Maron...

This is about all i got, some things that are funny to me one day are not the next.

Hobo Bagging (verb) 1. to place your alcohol bottle in a brown paper bag. 2. To insult a person of dubious...

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH I love it, Gleaming the Cube made me think of Thrashin' with Josh Brolin, which made me think of the quote "Breakin's a Memory", geez i have to work hard to quote that every 5 or so...

These are great!!, that's all i think when i watch Man vs Food, then i get hungry, then sleepy, then hungry again.