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Guys... hoooold on. Shit's gonna get so trill soon.

R.I.P. Berliner:
http://i.imgur.com/ToZvaxj.jpg

The part where Brazilian Model starts to eat that microwaved curry thing was pretty funny.

Meanwhile scumbag Donald Sterling's team is awesome and everyone's favorite. Life is unfair.

If you don't think that dude who brought him back is one sadistic fucker go back and look at the shot where they are tying Theon back up and cut back to the dude. He got them craaazy eyes!

Masters of Reality is the best Sabbath album (Paranoid is too obvious). :(

What was that guy's business model? Yea ok I'll sell every ounce of self-defense I have in this transaction and hey waaaait drakkar noir what?! Ouch!

I don't care if Carlin did it, in the round is fucking terrible.

UMLAUT NOBODY IS MAD ABOUT PEOPLE PRESENTING IDEAS BUT RATHER THE IDEAS THEREIN NOW SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP.

GLUUUURRRRRG. Can't unsee that. Feel awful for Kevin Ware right now, but probably not as bad as he feels.

Oh man the Raffle. Nice Shirley Jackson touch.

Weekend = Monday's Smashmouth Fieri shirt with the devil-may-care vibe of Friday's Tevas and socks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nZyEICZmM

An '83 BMW 733i! Producing 181hp from it's inline-6 engine. With inflation that's a nearly $70,000 car producing Honda Civic output except it's heavier.

This movie is bullshit!

Someone's been randomly favoriting old posts of mine. it's always 3 favorites a day. Kinda weird.

You totally made me google obsess over The Thing? until I spoiled it for myself. Shoulda just got in the car and paid my dollar.

I shouldn't have emoticon-frowned. It was a brutal joke that made me genuinely laugh as much as it had me clicking the window closed.

:(

:rolleyes:

I AINT AFRAID OF THE MAN! FUCK YOU PIG!

(runs away)

He's not Jon Glaser?

I loved the Kulap'd versions of the chart themes!! Also, Fritz is right. This is a great show that's fulfilled the promise of its destiny!

Over lunch I hear the two Super Professors at the table next to me (I know they are college professors because they are talking loudly about being college professors):

"Yeah, I'm think about...

Eeeeh on the funny part. Little People are represented pretty well: 0.001% of the population and we get a Billy Barty or a Dinklage from time to time. Black people make up, what, a 25% of ALL people...