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"Moon Pie... What a time to be alive."

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"GREENHORN?! Who's a greenhorn? WHAT'S a greenhorn?!"

"That's a paddlin'..."

Avenge brother's death.

I look at this thread, Josh!

In fact, I was just going to mention that myself & AST's own Ivan Henrnandez will be at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv April 22nd doing the "Jerks" show. 5 Funny comics on...

I've watched Dana's new special "Let Me Put My Thoughts in You" about 5 times this month and I've got to say it's one of the funniest specials I've seen. It's on a ton, but if you don't have Showtime...

I'm an hour into the Benson episode and am sad to report that everyone in the room missed the boat on the greatness of Todd's bit about President Bush's daughters being more embarrassed of their dad...

Holy cow, I cannot wait to see this thing. Calling them "The Watchmen" in the movie does sound cooler than calling them "The Crimebusters." I wonder how much back story they'll include from the...

Alabama and Penn St. will likely move up a spot and be the new #1 & #2 teams in the nation. I don't think Tech will be winning next week against OK St. or in Norman. My guess is the national title...

Double post...

Um, I am optimistic about Kareem Rush.

--Quick Baseball Update--

The Philadelphia Phillies are CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD~!

--End of baseball update--

I also like Lou Williams!

I wasn't even planning on giving this show a chance, but I forgot to change the channel after South Park and ended up watching and liking it a lot. The punchline to the Nigger Treaty sketch could be...

You mean the "heel," Tim?

Ha, goat. pfft, whatta maroon.

Poor Hector Guerrero. Being saddled with that gimmick has to be the biggest tragedy to happen to the Guerrero wrestling family.

AAAHHH!!!!

Game 1 isn't until Thursday. In the mean time I guess I'll just have to watch Victorino's grand slam on Youtube over and over again.

Go Phils!!!

I am a Phillies fan, and please don't assume our victory in a public forum. T'will only be angerin' the baseball gods it will!

I will give +rep to the first person who finds some Kevin Brennan and posts it in this thread. Go!

I don't know who this Michael Phelps guy is, but he stinks.

This movie looks super cute! I want to go see this with my best gal!

I've been getting all my updates here:

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

That family is going places.

Am I allowed to complain about it not being free anymore yet?

I'm excited for all the fights this weekend. Ordering the Affliction PPV and Tivoing UFC on Spike. Affliction is smart building up the heavyweight division where UFC is lacking big name talent. Most...

Oh my god, that Watchmen trailer was glorious. I can't wait. I literally refuse to wait. I am going to go find some way to watch this movie right now. Goodbye, AST.

Elton Bran(d) muffin? Oh, I don't know, go Sixers!