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Agreed! Everyone on that episode is hilarious!

(I am on that episode.)

I also had one of the best times of my life. Portland's weirdos and non-weirdos are both delightful, and Andy Wood is a national hero.

Not that I'm aware of. But my dad was a long-haul trucker with loose morals, so it wouldn't surprise me if he had a secret family in another state.

Just met Matt at Laughing Skull last week. I can also vouch that he is a very nice and funny guy who I would gladly share a room with at Bridgetown if I wasn't already splitting one with between five...

I got in. I'm excited. Never been to Portland before.

I was on this podcast. It has a fun format, and Steve and Scott are both smart, funny dudes.

If you're capable of greatness, then doing your best is aspiring to greatness. But let's say you're only capable of goodness. Do you have to quit?

There's ~450 players in the NBA. If all of them...

I think we all struggle with this kind of bullshit, PG. I'll give you the same advice I give myself: stop evaluating yourself as if you're a third-party critic. There's a reason that people with...

No prob, dude. I rarely respond in these threads, but that pissed me off. We all hate bringer shoes. For a reason. The problem with such requests is that they're results based. There's no problem...

Screw that dude. 100 goddam people? There are headliners with relevant TV credits who can't draw 100 people some shows.

If you can draw 100 people, why do you need him? You can start your own...

Ask them to define "alt." Then punch them in the face while they stammer.

Then explain that the punch was conceptual.

Thanks for having me on, Cameron. Always fun.

Puddle of Mudd is what Nickelback has on its iPod.

This Thanksgiving I will be hunting and killing my own turducken, just like the Pilgrimndians.

I assume I didn't win "People's Sexiest Man...

Matt Bearden

(I realize that you may be doing a bit by continuing to not remember him as well, but just in case you're not kidding.)

Yeah, I knew it was him, too. The brags are so repetitive that it couldn't have been anyone else. He sends out mass e-mails containing them. They get passed around because they are fucking hysterical...

Cease talks a lot like a Scientologist. Not just the faux-positivity, but the language in the video. (Specifically, the emphasis on neuro-linguistic programming.) I was hoping Jimmy would ask about...

Yes, Louis XIV begs to differ.

I make a meager living doing nothing but comedy. The part of the country I'm in -- the Midwest/Southwest -- that's possible. I live in DFW. The cost of living is cheap, there's a major hub airport,...

I thought the ending was very weird. The theme of that episode was almost explicitly shark-jumping -- paying off all the sexual tension, moving Abed in with Troy, changing the cast with Annie moving...

I've worked the Baton Rouge club and Caroline's right, that town is a shithole. I come from a small town and disdain douchebaggy urban elitism, but that town really does suck. (I went to a Wal-Mart...

I've never before wished I was a strawberry.

Now that is my #1 wish.

Even before I wish for more wishes.

Hey guys, Cameron is too self-effacing to post this, but I will: http://oudaily.com/news/2010/jan/28/brother-can-you-spare-laugh/

All these ideas about bitter vengeance and going up against Leno on another network don't seem very Conan. That's something Jay would do, and Letterman did, before there were 50 other late night talk...

Not to say obvious shit, but the monologue is just a short segment to introduce the audience to the host. Lautner was not there for his joke-telling ability. He's there because he's a sexy werewolf...

Hey, Doug:

How awesome was that guy that opened for you in Dallas a couple weeks ago? Pretty awesome, right?

Signed,

a guy who may have been that guy