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I'm a slaaaaave!

Whatthefuuuuuuuck??!?

"full term" Is a total tease. Plus, my brother and I were both early so I thought H would be too, but he was 4 days late. And I had a healthy but intensely uncomfortable pregnancy.

I even think it's cute when Henry has a fit and pushes my face away with both hands or grabs his binky and flings it at me. It just makes me want to "irritate" him more by kissing his face or...

Nosestache had a meltdown and made an ugly dress for Barbie's mom.

I liked the winning look! I think seeing it in person would have made a difference I bet the leather was very cool.

HIS MUSTACHE GROWS OUT OF HIS NOSE YOU GUYS. ALSO: A CAPE.

Yeah when he does it in the middle of the night it's night terrors and he generally goes back to sleep quickly. But lately (except last night which was BEAUTIFUL) he just yells before bed. He's...

My kid is screaming his full head off for the fourth night in a row. He's totally healthy and fine (I know because if I go up there he giggles and plays in his crib) but he is completely flipped out....

PS. He's still completely adorable and charming.

http://www.stevewiens.com/2013/03/12/to-parents-of-small-children-let-me-be-the-one-who-says-it-out-loud/

My kid stopped sleeping and napping well. He screams bloody murder when we put him in his...

OH YEAH WELL MY KID KNOWS HOW TO WAVE BYE BYE AND TAKE 10 STEPS IN A ROW. AND SAY CHEESE. AND HE MEOWS AT THE CATS. So I win.

AST Baby Battles 2013

He's going to be so awesome. Little Donnie Jr.

I'm sorry to hear things aren't going well but he's almost full term and that's a really good thing. I was born at 36 weeks perfectly healthy - just came early. My brother was too. I know the rounds...

You guys, his mustache is growing OUT OF HIS NOSE I THINK.

This looks like bathtime at my house.

The type a project manager in me can't believe how wishy washy the whole team was about Josie. She got out of helping them that day by saying she was roasting bones the day before at least twice!...

Fuck this shit. She really fucked herself. She should have skewered Josie, Queen of Time Management Issues.

If you have kids or like claymation stuffs I highly recommend Pingu!

My husband made the mistake of watching my c-section. Apparently he saw my intestines.

During the 8 hour childbirth class they were playing instrumental music for us during the breathing...

Steven, have you tried a variety of bottles and nipples, along with the formula? Sometimes that can be the issue... nipple shape or flow. I hope he's pudging up for you soon! Henry had two weeks of...

Oh come now ever since season 1, this has been the best bad show on television. It's awful every season. But I have to say I actually was a little surprised at the end, which is an accomplishment,...

I dig the audio monitor. For the first few months I just went in there and physically checked if he was breathing, and then I stopped when I started waking him up. Now if I want to take a peek, we...

So great. A true American hero!

IT IS VERY UPSETTING. :( :( :(

I am very upset about recent events.