Tracy Taken On

[isoS]

30 Rock may be over for the season (sad-face emoticon!), but comedy nerd-dom is never on hiatus. Case in point: some crazy person with a lot of time and great taste in comedy transcribed every single thing Tracy Jordan said in season 3 of 30 Rock. Before I even finished reading it, I knew I wanted this project expanded to include the first two seasons -- if only to track Tracy's use of the word "wolf." Enjoy! (And feel free to post your favorites in the comments -- mine is from a past season: "Anticipate me!")

Everything Tracy Jordan Said [via andrearunge]

[jon]

"It’s like an owl without a graduation cap. Heartbreaking!"

"Well, if all you want is a hug from a black person, maybe you should just host the Price is Right."

"Don’t help me, I’m too proud."

"N-O-E. No. E."

[aenemaTron]

From season one:

"Eureko!"

"This is untoward. This is not toward!"

[MikeDinosaur]

"I got a character named Biscuit. Write that down."

[isoS]

"Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds."