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    New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    Now here is a real gem. Very excited to announce the release of Dan Telfer's full-length debut, "Tendrils of Ruin." You can preorder the CD now by clicking on these words, or you can grab a digital copy starting July 24. Dan blesses us with a solid hour of stellar comedy, injecting a dark and doleful edge to the worlds of science, video games, and the trials of growing up nerdy. But don't take our word for it; listen to the pros:

    "This album is the third best resource for jokes by Dan Telfer." -Patton Oswalt

    "I love Dan Telfer. He is wonderful. He is like a goofier, smarter, funnier, taller, me with glasses. And male parts." -Maria Bamford

    "If you're one of those people who likes being reminded that you'll never be as funny as Dan Telfer, go ahead and listen to this album! I won't - it just makes me sad." -Scott Aukerman

    "Dan Telfer gave me a ride in his car once." -Doug Benson

    "Dan Telfer has an album? Of comedy? Please check it out and send me a review on the internet. I'm sure it's great. He's very funny, super smart and nice." -Brian Posehn

    "One time I tried to help Dan break into a cemetery. His comedy chops are vastly superior to his B&E skills." -Kyle Kinane

    "Of all the performers I've known over the years, Dan Telfer, more than any of them, seems the most compelled to do stand-up comedy. And I don't think it's because of some deep-seated need for attention, or because he's seeking love from strangers that was denied him as a child; I think he needs to do stand-up comedy because he can't be alone with his own thoughts. Coincidentally, he's hilarious." -Paul F. Tompkins



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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    Goddamn, this makes me happy. Dan's the best, and I don't just say that because he knows me a little.
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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    "Yeah, whatever buddy, that's totally an Ithorian." - George Lucas, moments before suing this place into non-existence.

    (I can't wait for this!)
    "Guys, I don't want to worry you but there's some more bullshit happening on my golf course"


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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    Quote Originally Posted by slothborn View Post
    Is it sold out already? I tried to pre-order it, but got that message.
    no way. try it again!


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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    Quote Originally Posted by terror firma View Post
    no way. try it again!
    Try it several hundred times.


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    Re: New Dan Telfer album "Tendrils of Ruin" coming July 24 on AST

    Free sample! Get your free sample!



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