CDR Xmas Charity Auction is Live!

[isoS]

Click the poster above to see the items up for auction and bid, and visit cdrxmas.tumblr.com for more info! Tickets for the 2009 Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Pageant go on sale this Sunday at NOON.

[scamboogah]

Spend the day with Brody Stevens is already up over $20.

I'm out.

[JPSpaulding]

LEAVE BRODY ALONE!!!


Seriously though if anyone outbids me for ILM with Doug I will get mad for a few seconds then go back to playing my Xbox, seriously

[CarolineEAnd]

I wish I had money, but I'm also glad I don't have money, because I would HAVE to outbid everyone for everything.

[ShelbyElizabeth]

Gah, I want to bid so badly, but I'm completely broke.

[DJ Sam]

I will be getting my kitty the x-rays she needs cause I'm not heartless, but I won't deny that I seriously considered putting Junebug's health on hold to outbid Spaulding for ILM.

A thought: Can we bid for ILM in weed?

[JPSpaulding]

Originally Posted by DJ Sam

A thought: Can we bid for ILM in weed?

Not Fair!!!

[dougbenson]

Originally Posted by DJ Sam

I will be getting my kitty the x-rays she needs cause I'm not heartless, but I won't deny that I seriously considered putting Junebug's health on hold to outbid Spaulding for ILM.

A thought: Can we bid for ILM in weed?

no, it would just make people at the food bank hungrier.

(did you name Junebug after the movie?)

[Scott Aukerman]

We revised the AST Records Fun Pak. Here's what it will include:

This package will include:

1. Jen Kirkman "Self Help" CD
2. Jonah Ray "This Is Crazy Mixed-Up Plumbing" 7" single
3. Jimmy Pardo "Never Not Funny Vol. 1" CD
4. Paul F. Tompkins "Impersonal" CD
5. Scott Aukerman "Scott Aukerman's Koo Koo Roo's Greatest Hits" CD (out of print)
6. The Sklar Brothers "Sklar Maps" CD
7. Doug Benson "Professional Humoredian" CD
8. Andrew Daly "Nine Sweaters" 2CD
9. R.O. Manse "R.O. Magic - The Best Of R.O. Manse" CD
10. Jimmy Pardo & Scott Aukerman "Never Not Christmas" CD single (out of print)
11. "Comedy By The Numbers" Book-On-Tape CD
12. Greg Proops "Elsewhere" CD
13. Paul F. Tompkins "Freak Wharf" CD
14. Comedy Death-Ray "2009 Xmas" CD
15. 2009 Comedy Death-Ray Calendar
16. 2010 Comedy Death-Ray Calendar

PLUS: Kyle Kinane's "Death Of The Party" CD - unreleased (comes out on Jan. 12, but YOU'LL have it before anyone!)

As anyone can see, this is an incredible package.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...STRK:MESELX:IT

[DJ Sam]

Originally Posted by dougbenson

(did you name Junebug after the movie?)

I like to think that's what she's named after but she was named that when I got her.

If she get's better before she needs X-Rays, perhaps we can continue this conversation further on ILM

[Scott Aukerman]

New items up for bid, including five pairs of tickets to the show, one pair with couch seating and butler service, and...

Zach Galifianakis's handbag from The Hangover - autographed and w/ a personalized 8x10!

http://shop.ebay.com/superteam7080/m...&_trksid=p4340

[trickrodd]

I doubt it will make a difference, but while I was bored earlier, I sent out a bunch of emails to The Office fansites informing them of the script auction. Seems like that should be a hot item.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tracy, last year's winner of the CDR line pass, wrote to us about what his winning bid meant to him:

"I’ve been a fan of stand-up and sketch comedy since I was nine or ten years old. I remember the first Python sketch I ever saw. (It was “Wink, wink, nudge, nudge”). My dad would let me stay up late to watch the Tonight Show if there was someone good on. Carlin, Pryor, Robert Klein and David Brenner were my favorites. I snuck into my first comedy club when I was sixteen. It was the Comedy Store in Westwood. Joel Hodgson and Mike Binder were performing. I can still remember some of their jokes from that night.

"For me, an aficionado of stand-up comedy, having the Front-of-the-Line pass for Comedy Death Ray has been the ultimate experience. I watched a show on Comedy Central the other night about the hottest young comics of 2009 and with one or two exceptions I’d seen all of them multiple times at CDR and was already familiar with them and how funny they were. I feel really priviliged.

"And I loved having my own special seat like Norm on Cheers. I chose that seat because I wanted to be next to the comics that lurk in the alcove to listen to the comic on stage. One night when Brian Posehn was on he was doing a bit about hackneyed stand-up comedy premises and said something to the effect that maybe he ought to be doing jokes about the black box that they have on airplanes. The only person I heard laugh was Dana Gould, who was squatting down in the shadows. That was extremely interesting to me. It was always intriguing to hear what made other comics laugh.

"Having the pass for 2009 made me feel like the King of some make-believe land called Comedia, were the greatest jesters in all the kingdom tirelessly conspire to make merry for my amusement every Tuesday night at 8:30. Now that my time is up and I must relinquish the crown I feel like Rutger Hauer at the end of Blade Runner. I’ve seen things people wouldn't believe. Kevin Pollack doing 10 minutes of Walken followed by 10 minutes of Albert Brooks. Patton Oswalt’s birthday show. Unannounced appearances by Zach Galifianakis. Sarah Silverman asking the audience for a joint. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

"I already envy the winner of the 2010 VIP CDR front-of-the-line pass. Long live the King."

YOU can win 2010! Bid here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...STRK:MESELX:IT

[punkdc]

I cannot wait until next December when I live back in CA and I can bit on the CDR pass.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just added an item - a SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED poster for the CDR Xmas Nativity Pageant!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=110468314854

We'll have at least one more thing coming Friday, as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

15 minutes until things start to disappear!

http://bit.ly/7kJ94G

[RoyalDutchOfDukes]

Glad to see that every item has at least one bid.

[Itslikeimsayin]

Does eBay not allow non-involved parties to view auctions once they've closed anymore?

[chapina]

You have to be logged in.

[Liezl]

holy shit...