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Also, internet news sites Yahoo, Google, and Huffington Post reported a tremendous increase in user hits since the thread started.
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up!!" - Alex Mac
Oh nice! *I* was gonna do a joke based on this horsey-stuff.
Obviously, it would've started basically the same but with a different ending.
"...attributed to wrongly prepped medications. The jockeys were a little suspicious about the doctor when they found out his name was Dr. Vito Corleone."
(*sigh*)
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up!!" - Alex Mac
After checking himself into a hospital for an undisclosed illness, Jay Leno will miss his Friday, April 24 show-- his first sick day in his 17 years of hosting The Tonight Show.
In a statement from his publicist Jay said, "I would like to apologize to my viewers, my staff, and especially to the devoted fanbase of our musical guest, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy."
When reached for comment, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy said, "Wait, we were going to play Leno? We still exist??"
It's about time someone took Big Bad Voodoo Daddy down a peg.
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
Is there any scenario in which the phrase "taking so-and-so down a peg" isn't funny? If so, I've yet to see it.
Also: recently, while commenting on Barack Obama's trip to Latin America, Pat Robertson defended US foreign policy in Central America during the Cold War, exclaiming "we were right!" He then fucked a baby in the mouth.
Environmental groups have expressed concern over a 'Texas sized' garbage patch that no one seems to want to acknowledge. In addition to being the size of Texas, the garbage patch coincidentally enough also shares the same geographic coordinates, Capitol city, and residents as Texas.
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
Man, you hate Texas.
Funny though.
What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
The font was an accident, I copied it from my Word. I think the joke would be more effective if I could reword it, but I'm not sure how. Any suggestions?
Hey if you didn't link Shaun of the Dead I bet you wanna take that guy down a Simon Pegg.
I'll show myself out, thanks.
A Boston University student was charged this week with robbing and killing women that advertised themselves on Craigslist. In his defense, the student said, "I'm pretty sure that what I did does not count as contacting the poster about services or other commercial interests, so I should be in the clear.".
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
I like how that's going, how about:
A Boston University student was charged this week with robbing and killing women that advertised themselves on Craigslist. In his defense, the student said, "I'm pretty sure that what I did does not count as contacting the poster about services or other commercial interests, I just stole her stuff and killed her."
I'm gonna do one.
"Seven people in California and Texas have now been diagnosed with a unique form of swine flu, U.S. health officials said Thursday. All seven people have recovered. In other non-news, my next door neighbor has cancer."
Later.
More details have emerged about how police were able to apprehend the Craigslist Killer. Apparently the key piece of evidence was uncovered by a child detective named Wikipedia Brown.
I like this.
What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
Reminded me of this: [youtube]56lM634XkHE&feature=related[/youtube]
Dangit. Good thing I went for "joke on despised message board thread" rather than taking it to the stage. Although in fairness, my Wikipedia Brown solves internet crimes and his uses Wikipedia to solve regular crimes. I haven't felt this bad since FOTC ruined my proposed "Hip-Hop Otomus" children's book.
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i used to use wikipedia brown as a (different) message board screen name for a while also.
i was also toying with a garbage island joke:
there has been a lot of buzz recently about a texas sized mass of garbage floating in the pacific ocean. oprah recently talked about the topic on her show, where her guest, the trash heap from fraggle rock, expressed an interest in succession.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
Despite being denied travel to Costa Rica, Governor Rod Blagojevich has said that he will do whatever he can to promote the reality show "I'm a celebrity...get me out of here." Anything short of making out with a Mexican that is.
Are we allowed to predict the future here on AST??? According to CNN, GM is killing off Pontiac.
"On Monday, April 27th, General Motors announced it was ceasing all operations of
it's Pontiac car division. As a tribute, the American Barber Association said it was putting an end to all mullets, the term 'boy racer' will be removed from the American vernacular, and Capitol records said it will kill Brian Wilson."
Is it irony that while I am typing this "Evenflow" by Pearl Jam is playing on the stereo. True story.
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up!!" - Alex Mac
The founder of Craigslist is not going to close down the "erotic services" section claiming that prostitution is not allowed on his site only vulva massages.
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