Weed has killed my creativity....

[Jayson12]

The last time I smoked was last week and since then I have not been able to pound out a single joke or anything, anyone else who smokes experience similar problems

[crlygrl]

Was that the first time you ever smoked? Weed doesn't tend to have such a long-lasting effect.

[Colemancoxstandup]

I feel like that, but I'm sure the answer is to just smoke more. What doesn't kill you, keep doing it until it does.

[ronfunc]

This doesn't seem right. Weed is at the open mic, you have to write new jokes for the mic. Then you have to write new jokes to get the weed.

[CarolineEAnd]

Are you smoking pot alone, or with friends? I know that when I get in the habit of bowl-Michael Moore commentary-burrito-bowl-Michael Moore commentary-burrito-bowl I loose any capacity to do anything, but when it's with friends and we're smoking and having a laugh, it can be quite creatively fulfilling. Thinking of something HILARIOUS when you're high and then adjusting it for an audience when you're sober is a really neat process.

[Just Brett]

The only problem I've had with Marijuana is that I'll think something is funny when i'm high and then write it down. Later, I'll read it when I'm sober... and it always sounds like "KLDFGJLKJDFS*& SPDF MILASFII(*!!!!!!"

Point, is... write sober.

[Vercetti]

Red Bull and vodka. Not gonna lie, it's done me wonders.

[suavepebble]

[philly]

I agree with most of what he has to say here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYfTZmiI2HI&feature=player_embedded

[suavepebble]

I agree with most of what he has to say here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYfTZmiI2HI&feature=player_embedded

Why isn't embedding working?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDCk-W2nDaI

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this might be the weed talking, but that's impossible.

[suavepebble]

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YOU KNOW WHAT AST? FUCK IT. I WILL NEVER EMBED AGAIN.

[MrEleganza]

How does he know if it was his worst fart ever if he couldn't even smell it? Feel, sound, and duration only count for for 20%, 15%, and 5% respectively.

[suavepebble]

How does he know if it was his worst fart ever if he couldn't even smell it? Feel, sound, and duration only count for for 20%, 15%, and 5% respectively.

You think that SOB cares about facts? The guy made a million dollars making a magazine about fart music and farts, while New York stood agape with amazement and bows. The guy hangs out with the most interesting people in New York and gets to walk up a really cool staircase every night before he goes to bed. That said, do you really think he smells his farts even if he smells them? He has seventeen seventeen year-old New York models willing to perform analingus on his moustache and you think he is contemplating the irrationalities of his fart claims?

The guy has it made and deserves it... he can make false fart claims as much as he wants.

[Phil]

The last time I smoked was last week and since then I have not been able to pound out a single joke or anything, anyone else who smokes experience similar problems

Coincidence. But I believe any sort of substance, alcohol included, hurts your comedy and creative more than it helps.

Write sober. But keep a pen and paper handy when you're not.

[P-Dub]

I don't fucking know, man. Or care. Whatever. It's just like....yeah, you get it. Right? Y'know? I mean...fuck.