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I love Mexico, because it's the country nearest to me.
I like to get things in the biggest size they come in. That's why I only purchase Elephant animal crackers.
That joke seriously came to me in a dream.
When life gives you Lemmys; make 'Ace of Spades'
I wrote a terrible joke for all of you:
Borat and Balky (from perfect strangers) walk into a bar.
Borat says: I like you! Do you like sex?
and balky says: Of course I do, dun be redeculuz, cozen.
"FOUR MILLION PEOPLE WALK INTO A BAR AND THE WHOLE FUCKING THING EXPLODES."
Suavepebble, July 7th (1:40 AM) 2011.
Your momma so dumb she makes jokes about how dumb she is (i am your momma)
You think that fuckin gremlin "stripe" even knew he had a stripe that made the other gremlins fear and respect him? I suggest that he did not.
This thread's concept is a beautiful muse. You can click "reply to thread" and just type the first idiotic thing that comes to mind without fear that the joke is bad... because it's supposed to be bad... and the worse it is, the funnier it is within the context of the thread's overall idealism!
This is the thread of threads. We can do anything here... there is no stopping us. There should be a "Terrible jokes go here" political party where when they show their weiners on twitters we laugh and go "finally... exactly.... exactly."
FART
anything is possible bnow
I bet there is an advanced race of beings in our solar system out there that has been watching us for centuries... and on their planet they have a rock band called the humanns that rips off their generation's greatest band called the "zea14.ffgg's" which was a play on words regarding their home planet's common insect they called "zee14.ffgg" and the word for their concept of rhythm.
A new one for my "things you find funnier than you probably should" file.Originally Posted by suavepebble
Iyou.
I feel kind of ashamed of myself after I ate at Barely Legal Seafoods.
A friend of mine recently got a vasectomy. To help talk him into it, his wife promised to wake him up with blowjobs. For her, breakfast is the most impotent meal of the day.
Did you hear where the Dirty Dancing remake is going to be filmed? Over Patrick Swayze's dead body.
This is my impression of Jack Nicholson...
...I like him
From the illustrious open mic drug addict who will go unnamed...
"The alphabet has a warrant out for my arrest, ...
cuz I keep burning down Jayzzz.
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I just read that poet-author Charles Bukowski used to beat his wife. I read that, and I thought to myself, "Charles Bukowski? More like Charles BuPOWWW!ski."
Two guys are walking around downtown Chicago on a breezy day, and one of them goes "this sure is a windy city".
Thanks? Sorry, I'm new here, plus it's hard to gauge what it means to have a joke singled out in a "Terrible Jokes" thread. But I appreciate the attention either way!
I will say that I've tried that joke a few times, to mostly mixed reviews. I think there's a better way or a better time within my set to tell it than I have been, but I haven't found it yet.
Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like, "he seems to be a nice guy?" I like him isn't really an impression of someone.
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