What were the mathematical formula computer programmers used to create the internet?
Al Gore Rhythms.
What were the mathematical formula computer programmers used to create the internet?
Al Gore Rhythms.
Ass Afucked 3: Summer 2011.
I don't see any difference between this and the 'Writing News Jokes' thread.
Bob LaRitchie, Brian's Friend
What do dentists put on Mexican food?
Guaca-molar
Should I do the Chinese dentist one, or is someone else going to?
Eyes are the losers in the skies.
What's the name of the cell phone endorsed by the Catholic Church?
The Psalm Pre.
Ass Afucked 3: Summer 2011.
You should wait until 2:30 to post it.Originally Posted by CarolineEAnd
Bob LaRitchie, Brian's Friend
If there's one thing I've learned from The Facts Of Life, it's that rapists like fucking fat women dressed as Charlie Chaplin.
What is that on your shirt?
(you looked and I hit your nose with my finger)
I just started a new business but it's not going too well and I don't know why. The idea is I bike to your house and do your taxes. It's called pedalfile.
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What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
What's grosser than gross? Your momma who is so fat she has her own zip code that's in Poland where you can confuse someone by putting them in a round room and telling them to piss in a corner over by the blonde who stared at an Orange Juice carton for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
You know what they said in California? I saw it on C-Span -- people we vote for -- this is what they said, 'I propose that we kick all of the illegal aliens out of this country. Then we build a super-fence so they can't get back in.' And I went, 'Um, who's gonna build it?'
Ass Afucked 3: Summer 2011.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Bob LaRitchie, Brian's Friend
I think if you add "and they know it." to the end of the punchline, it makes it even more terrible.
The very first joke I ever wrote:
Q: What do you call a sheep who does ballet?
A: Baaaahhhhhrishnakov
Keep in mind that this was from 5th grade. "sheep jokes" were more innocent in those days.
So, if people "like" a joke here, does that mean it's just that good or just that bad???
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo 1965-2010
What does Anthony Hopkins use when he's giving speeches?
A Hannibal Lectern.
What do you call an artist who gives you free samples?
Pablo Picostco
Who has more chins than a Chinese phone book?
Your momma.
One of my running annoyances that I do with my girlfriend is I always say, and I mean I literally do this every single time... I always say "Time to get a new watch" when she asks me what time it is. I have done this at least 500 times.
Another thing I do... I hide behind the door when the door is open and against the wall... I'll get in that little triangular nook, you know? And then I'll stare through the crack in it and say something like, "Hey bitch! Not so tough now, are you?"
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