I live in Baytown, 20 minutes outside of Houston (30 minutes from any good comedy club, of which there is only "3?") I can't find a god damn open mic. I've been to three different bars and asked for the opportunity to start an open mic. So fuck it. I'm just going to go to different karaoke nights and ask if I can tell jokes for two minutes instead of singing. Fuck it. Fuck this town. Any thoughts?