Neep Help For Stand-Up

[William Taylors]

I have a joke that includes somebody saying something offensive. I just need a couple ideas like black people are lazy" or "the holocaust never happened". Something offensive and kinda humorous to compliment the joke,

[mikemayberry]

I like to insult the audience, so use stuff like that only if there are a lot of black or jewish people. Also, if you need to say offensive things but can't base it on the audience, pick on war veterans. No one does it and it is quite shocking.

[kingsley-z]

Here's a couple offensive things off the top of my head:
"Now pregnant rape victims, THEY'RE the lucky ones!"

"They ran to it like Africans to free AIDS medicine!"

a horrible line I thought of I've been somehow trying to write into a joke is "well, like my ancestors used to say, I'll take the black one!"