My friend gave me some new jokes

[lorianddori]

poopsex

[Babs]

If the rock ever fathers a bunch of gay kids, their fellow classmates will nickname them fruity pebbles, because the rock is able to afford to send his gay kids to one of the best private schools where all the children are really witty and clever.

This really made me laugh.

It's a bit hard to read your jokes because I have no idea how they will be delivered due to the awful punctuation.

[lorianddori]

I have excellent punctuation. how ;dare you^

[SlyBattery]

I gotta say...these were pretty good. I think you might have a shot at this stand-up thing.

[aenemaTron]

I'm not sure whether you're a genius or a savant, but your formatting makes you seem like either a spammer or retarded, so your material really seems good in comparison. Some of it comes off as random for random's sake but it might work in delivery. Is it really your brother's? Or is this all just wacky framing?

[BillBrasky]

They came up with the name Wells Fargo because every time you try and get a loan from one of their banks you want to throw William H. Macy down multiple wells. Am I right girlfriend?

Haha.....this one really made me laugh, and I don't even know why. Seems kind of Brent Weinbach-esque.

[lorianddori]

I'm not sure whether you're a genius or a savant, but your formatting makes you seem like either a spammer or retarded, so your material really seems good in comparison. Some of it comes off as random for random's sake but it might work in delivery. Is it really your brother's? Or is this all just wacky framing?

My real brother actually wrote these. most of them he doesn't want to use. I have given him some of my stuff but he writes a lot more then i do.

[AceHole]

Because of my weak wrist I got beat up at a Phil Collin’s concert for playing the air drums like a faggot.

It may be because I find the word faggot funny in any context, but I love this one.

[James Smann]

I found myself literally laughing out loud to about 90% of those, so I'd say memorize some of the best ones and take them to the stage.