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I am new here let me know what do you think
There is nothing funny about a day when everything went right. I figure - I just may be great at that comedy thing. I had extremely fucked up day for the past 10 years.
I have read somewhere that to extend the foreplay you should start thinking about something none sexual as soon you start feeling like you are ready to POP!. I tried, I thought of my ex having sex with her current boyfriend. I know … but at the moment that was the least sexual thing I could come up with. That was three months ago and I didn’t have orgasm since. IT WORKS ! I saw my roommate picking up dogs shit of the basement floor with cooking spatula. I wonder if that was the first time when he did that? I used that spatula an hour before that to make my scrambled eggs... People think that I am unhappy because I don’t smile much. The truth is that I don’t smile allot because I have huge under bite I mean Joe Leno have nothing on me. When I smile my nose disappears behind my incisors and my canines are right in my eyes. It looks like I am biting my own forehead and my speech sounds like a gargle when it rains. Guys let me know what do you think? I need to admit I am totally new to that comedy think and I have no clue what I am doing. Right I am just reading allot and watching tons of stand up on youtube. I did sign up for open mice already just to keep me motivated I have 4 weeks from now to get ready.
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There is nothing funny about a day that went right. Last edited by Alchemic; January 27, 2010 at 12:04 PM. |
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Re: I am new here let me know what do you think
Write again. Also, put that here:
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Is Joe Leno really known for his overbite?
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Re: I am new here let me know what do you think
There is nothing funny about a day when everything went right. I figure - I just may be great at that comedy thing. I had extremely fucked up day... for the past 10 years.
I also have great credentials I am Polish I've added a follow up
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Change your name to 'Dr. Pepper' and start your bit with, "I don't know where to start or where to begin..."
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I guess I have to start over. Well I did not expect it to be easy.
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Alchemic sort of reminds me of me when I was 19 and completely wasted on booze. You have something very important going for you: balls. Keep your head up, stay away from the filths and the fire and the naysayers and you'll be okay.
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