Are these joke salvageable/usable?
"I have ADD. So if at any point during tonights set I tear off my clothes and run into the streets but ass naked, it's totally normal. It's just my ADD acting up."
"I think I'm going bald. I've got all the symptoms... dizziness, dementia, memory loss, anal leakage, dry mouth..."
Works in progress. I'm trying to tell the audience that self diagnosing is never a good idea.