You know when you're at the bookstore and there's always that guy at the magazine rack.....
alright, it's all yours
You know when you're at the bookstore and there's always that guy at the magazine rack.....
alright, it's all yours
I just want to say to him - "look buddy, you're here to look at porn in public and im here to steal cd samplers. can we just agree-to-look-the-other way?"
looking at magazines.Originally Posted by Home School Eddy
He told me a funny joke, wanna hear it?
Okay, hang on. I got this.
If you want to finnish this joke, I think Phil is the guy you need.
...nailed it!
you mean the one that makes sure the coast is clear before he grabs the magazine of the nekkid girls?
white folks ya'll do this...not in my hood!! In my hood we...(insert black reference)
Shopping for magazines at a bookstore is like:
shopping for gum at a candy store.
ordering a hamburger at a Greek restaurant.
you might be a redneck.
You know when you're at the bookstore and there's always that guy at the magazine rack that hasn't yet accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior?
Bob LaRitchie, Brian's Friend
. . . I'm like, "Hey, buddy, it's REAL SIMPLE. TIME to move on, PLAYBOY, before I take your GUNS & AMMO and turn you into a MS.
O, I'm serious."
Is there always a guy at the magazine rack, though? Couldn't it be two guys? A woman? A woman with a stroller?
And do they sell magazines at a bookstore? They must... I'm trying to picture it... it's not a "rack" really, is it? Like, in modern bookstores? More a bunch of shelves?
Maybe instead of a baby in the stroller, there's a cat. Think about it.
Erik Charles Nielsen is a moderately funny fellow... right?
...jerking off to Nick Magazine?
Who's Nick Magazine?
Erik Charles Nielsen is a moderately funny fellow... right?
Let me wing it and see what happens:
You know when you're at the bookstore and there's always that guy at the magazine rack.....
-reading Guns and Ammo and solemnly nodding his head.
-Secretly angry that internet porn has made the porno mag obsolete. So now he's stuck looking at lotion ads in Cosmo.
- who's under 75 and excited about the new Cigar Afficianado magazine? If you see that guy you need to do your civic duty and punch him in the throat.
- genuinely angry at whatever he just read in US Weekly
I wish someone would help him up.
...You guys seen that guy? What's the deal with that guy? Always giving me back rubs and foot massages. (long pause) So I'm like "Aye! Go read a book or sumpthin'!" Then he's sez to me "Can I take you out for some teriyaki sometime?" ..and then I'm like "Geeeeez".
or DON'T believe me!
...trying to hide the fact that he's thumbing through High Times? Well, that's me. I mean, there's nothing shameful about smoking pot, but who the fuck reads magazines these days?
Ha. All 18 of you cum-chuggin' whores.
When I was 13 I stole two Playboys (both the same issue) from an airport.
That's actually the best place to shoplift. Cuz what are they gonna do? Turn the plane around?
You know when you're at the bookstore and there's always that guy at the magazine rack.....
he is surrounded by thousands of years of literature yet he is captivated by this months Cat Fancy.
i bet when he goes to the museum the gift shop blows his mind
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