Fuck you Ameen!
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
Psssst...
Hey you. Wanna learn a secret handshake? The kind of secret handshake that will open up doors for you in both the social sphere and the world of fast paced high finance? Come to the 50 Mason Secret Society! Not only will you learn an AMAZING new handshake to impress all your friends and loved ones who doubted your power and virility, but you'll also see a lot of great comedy! For FREE!
Here's this month's performers:
Joe Tobin (firm, gentlemanly East Coast handshake)
Caitlin Gill (sexy handshake, will make your knees buckle)
Chris Thayer (hipster handshake that doesn't even use hands or shaking)
Bucky Sinister (punk rock handshake which may result in your hand being covered in blood and broken glass)
Matt Morales (makes you kiss his hand- really awkward)
and Julian Vance (who may or may not teach you a cool black guy handshake!)
The show is completely FREE!
50 Mason Social House
50 Mason St, San Francisco
Monday September 5th! 10pm!
Free kisses!