Hi Portland, Oregon.

I am doing my show "Naked & Bloody" at The Woods on Friday, February 25th. I would love it if, after reading this, you decided to come and see it and me. Kasey Anderson will be opening and he is very awesome. I have done this show all over the United States of America and people in other cities seem to like it, so I don't see why you Portland bigshots wouldn't. What I mean is, please come and let me entertain you and make you laugh.

Very reasonably priced tickets are hiding in the computer link below:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/156589

Thank you.