Mike Schmidt's One-Man Show In Portland...

[Mr. Blonde]

Hey, Mike Schmidt here - you may have no idea who I am, but that doesn't mean you wouldn't want to pay to see me, right?

I'm bringing my one-man show "Success Is Not An Option" to Portland, Oregon on Friday night, April 15th; tickets and info here. I know most of you will be saving your money for Bridgetown the following week, but you should come to my show, if only to get used to sitting in a dark room listening to a stranger talk.

Mike
mikeschmidtcomedy.com

[scamboogah]

Do you hippies know how much I spent on SF Sketchfest this year? Bridgetown is damn bargain, so you can afford to go to this show as well.

Just sell one more thing with a bird on it on etsy and go, you mopes.