I'm going to do a show on Saturday, December 26th at The Lakeshore in Chicago. If you're in town, and need a break from your family, or have no family or no one who cares whether you live or die, and you're watching the snow falling in the darkness and thinking the universe is a machine designed to make you feel ignored and un-loved, then come on out. There'll be jokes and the heat will be on and you'll be surrounded by people. For nearly two hours you can forget about the hooded figure who haunts your drab, doom-soaked life, pointing at you and hissing, "Soon".
All the proceeds from the show go towards keeping The Lakeshore up and running, so they can bring more comedy to you in 2010.
If you hate the idea of more great comedy in 2010 at The Lakeshore, then avoid this show at all costs: