pssst... hey kid,
I know you feel like nobody wants you around, like no one stinkin' gives a care. You feel like a freak, a weirdo, a jazzer, some kinda goofy-foot.
You are not alone:
Carpeted Afterhours is LITERALLY the hit new show that they're saying is like the fertile crescent of comedy, while still completely adorable. You can now legally see it. Don't delay, babycakes.