GarageComedyPresents1/19 The Hard to Get Show>Heino,TJ Miller,Brody,Babcock,Kumail

[Garage Comedy]

for January 19th 2009

Garage Comedy Presents:

The Hard to Get Show

Performers SO Hard to Get it took years of begging, favors and false promises.

hosted and booked by Val Myers featuring:

Ron Babcock -I had to shave his back and help him glue the hair into 85 fake mustaches

Kumail Nanjiani- I called in a favor with his friend TJ Miller which was; the time I saved TJ's dog from a burning building

Heino I begged him for two years to do the show, I had to eat countless sausages and drink pint afterpint of German beer. (okay I would have done that anyway)

TJ Miller- I promised never to mention Cloverfeild again, whoops I hope he doesn't read this.

John Carney- I promised him a fruit basket, a fruit bouquet and a hat made entirely of fruit.

A Mystery Headliner-this guy is so hard to get that I'm not even sure if he's been gotten.

here's Master Heino:



some classic Carney




it's Kumail



Babcock!!!


TJ Miller (more then just Cloverfeild guy)

All of this goes down at El Cid 4212 Sunset Blvd LA CA 90029

FREE parking Lot, FULL bar, TAPAS menu, $3 BEER

[denverjsmith]

xx

[Garage Comedy]

yeah, I know it sucks. I was broadcasting D+D's Joke Center using a cell phone. The bill got to be $1,000. Which was too much for me to pay.

The owner's of the Big Fish refuse to let me install DSL (even though it would be free to them)

So, since I love Joke Center romantically and want everyone, even the French to see it I am working very hard at getting it back online.

Right now GarageComedy.com is funded by an Art Foundation (I know it's weird but they consider comedy art) they appreciate how we are using technology and live performance.

Anyway, I have to write a separate grant proposal for everything we need. Each grant takes a week to be approved and that is if it is being rushed through. I've gotten three grants so far mostly for the website (you may have noticed the website slowly improving)

in order to get D+D's Joke Center online (and all the other shows that have no DSL connection)

garagecomedy.com will need three things:

a cell modem card and 4 months of service $500
A new lap top $500
my car fixed $500

when I get these three things, all the shows will be online again.

thanks for your patience.

Val Myers

[scottbox]

Kumail Nanjani is awesomely funny.

[Garage Comedy]

I think his name is spelled Nanjiani but I think both spellings are funny..

[scottbox]

I'm sure he finds it funny too, Val.

[Garage Comedy]

ouch

[carneymagic]

sounds swell.....will there be milk and cookies?
carney

[Garage Comedy]

The Mystery Headliner has been "gotten" it's Brody Stevens!

[Garage Comedy]

Looks like even I (Val) am too hard to get for this Monday's show. This Monday will be co-hosted by either two German tourists (Heino fans) or if I can't get them, it will be hosted by Robert Selander and Claire Titelman.

[Garage Comedy]

here is the updated flyer for tonight