ART FUCK! w/ GOULD, ANDRE, BUTEAU, KNUDSEN, CASE, MORE

[blartson]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

You may not know this, but the word "fuck" didn't always mean what it does today.

In the early 1700s, Fuck was used to as a noun to describe rotting meat. Ex. "Were it not for the fact that I'm a starving shoe-shine boy living in the gutters of New York, I would never think of eating all of this fuck, guv'nah!"

In the 1200s, Fuck was a common first name. Ex. "Fuck Johnson," "Fuck Smith," "Fuck Ingebretson"

In biblical times, Fuck was a verb that meant, "To punch in the mouth because he/she stole your last mule, which you were going to slaughter to feed your family, who will now likely die."

Nowadays, Fuck is mostly used to describe FREE comedy shows. Like this one.

Featuring...

Julian McCullough
Eric Andre
Michelle Buteau
Matt Knudsen
Sean Green
Jake Weisman
Dave Child

Hosted by Matt Ingebretson

at the Downtown Independent Theater
September 13
9 pm
FREE

[Grant Pardee]

Am I going to this show? I think I am going to go to this show. You know what, I just decided, I am going to this show. Nothing can stop me from going to this show!

[blartson]

This if fucking tonight. Might have a special drop-in guest. Don't be a square. Come to the show.