7/25- Free ROOFTOPComedyBBQ- July - BESSER,Donnelly,Bialek,Various Walshes (NSFW)

[danthrax737]

DAN DOMINGUEZ in association with GARAGE COMEDY and

A FRESHLY EJACULATED PILE OF SUMMER SPLENDOR

Present:

Friday, JULY 25th, 8:00pm.
725 s. spring st.
los angeles, ca 90014

FREE. DOWNTOWN. ROOFTOP. BBQ. COMEDY.
(RSVP by emailing bagladydave@gmail.com, seating is limited so RSVP, The first 50 to RSVP get to USE ALCOHOL TO DISAPPOINT THEIR SPOUSES!)

DAN DOMINGUEZ(Lives by the Sword, Dies by the Sword) and PAUL JAY (Has convinced his mother he was a recurring character on a season of Reno 911) host

MATT BESSER
ANDREW DONNELLY
THE WALSH BROS.
DAN BIALEK
GIULA ROZZI
ROB O' REILLY
MATT KNUDSEN
MATT CHAMPAGNE
KARL HESS

and SPECIAL GUESTS WHO YOU MAY GET TO THROW THINGS AT!

It's Free, BYOB and BYOFOOD (The barbecue will be on and ready to grill), THEN AN AFTERPARTY WHEREIN YOU CAN drink and eat all your booze and meat and grillin' corn as you laugh your way through a legion of the most popular and enjoyable comedians in los angeles and one of the most popular comedians from New York. AND PAUL JAY WILL SET FIRE TO HIMSELF IN A POORLY PLANNED FIREWORKS DISPLAY! All the comedians will then hang out and you can touch them and get them to eat food off of you. Then after the show, stay and listen to music off of an Ipod, on really nice professional speakers, and party till rampaging homeless break in and fall asleep from personal pain and isolation right before they can destroy us! Free comedy, beer, food, and after party. If you don't come, you are your own nightmare.

P.S. you can also reserve a seat by being signed into facebook and going here:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ev...0744&ref=share
and clicking attend.

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[danthrax737]

Also, I make no promises, But there may very well be Hobo Stand Up Comedy

[danthrax737]

New York Comedy Bad ass, Live at Gotham having doner, and Daily Show clip downloader, Rob O' Reily will also be on the show this 25th- so I bet you can't feel your own fingers your so excited, so you dropped the glass you were holding and it shattered, and then your foolish children ate the shards and now look at you, look at you now

[P. J. Head]

If you come to this show, Dan will release his hostages. I am his only hostage. Please help me.

[megalope]

Hey, mods! Maybe mention this thread is NSFW in the title? I'm a children's librarian. Come on, people. CHILDREN COULD SEE THIS FLYER. (For those of you that don't know, that would be bad for them, and for me.)

ps. Oh right, and fix the unneccessary bold tag?

pps. I love you. I'm not mad, I promise! Cook you dinner tonight? Your favorite?

[helloitslate]

Is that photo of Champagne from his T-Mobile commercial?
Is Karl Hess wearing a girl's wig in his Photo?

Do I ask too many questions?

Great line up...I will be there waiting to utilize the skills I learned in my hobo defense class. You carry around a bag full of change and a 6 pack of cheap beer. When a hobo approaches you throw the change and a beer and run in the opposite direction. Hobos are easily distracted....Note this does not work on RapeyHobos only Regular old Joe Hobos

[alberstein]

Yes, that's a screen cap. from his commercial.
I hope that kids see this flier. It's important for them to associate pregnant women with poverty.

[Prof. GASCAN]

i can assure you that, sadly enough, i am not wearing a wig of any kind. although it might be easier for all of us if i was.

[The BooYah Brothers]

Why does the tone of these bulletins always have to be, like:
"I mean, totally come and like, forget your shitty life, and drown out the sorrow from from too many days spent masturbating"

This show is HOTT! It's NOW!
How about:

HEY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT,
SO AND SO IS HERE, AND THERE WILL BE FREE DRINKS, BBQd MEAT, AND HOMEMADE ICE CREAM
ALL ON A ROOFTOP WITH STUNNING DOWNTOWN VIEWS.

THE BEST, MOST UNIQUE COMEDY SHOW IN LOS ANGELES, WITH THE FUNNIEST FOLKS AROUND.
OR IF YOU CAN'T COME DOWN, YOU CAN WATCH IT FROM HOME, BROADCAST LIVE ON GARAGECOMEDY.COM
SHOW ENDS EARLY, SO YOU CAN HANG OUT AFTERWARDS BEFORE HOPPING TO THE NEXT HOT SPOT,
BUT I HAVE A FEELING YOU WON'T NEED TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE
BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A ROCKIN' ORGY AROUND 10PM
IT'S TRUE, CHECK OUT OUR CRAIGSLIST POSTING UNDER "NSA"

Try a little earnestness, a little emotion, don't be so jaded.
The audience WANTS to be entertained.
WE know the comics are hot.
Some kid who just moved here may not.
He's looking to belong.
He's hungry.
Impressionable.
Show HIM a good time.