Hi!
I've been doing alot of sit-ups and stretches lately. My ultimate goal is to become flexible enough to lie down...whip my legs over my head...and teabag myself. Can anyone suggest an exercise that might help me in this endeavour?
Cheers!
Hi!
I've been doing alot of sit-ups and stretches lately. My ultimate goal is to become flexible enough to lie down...whip my legs over my head...and teabag myself. Can anyone suggest an exercise that might help me in this endeavour?
Cheers!
This is really more a question you should ask at your local gym.Originally Posted by ShowKiller
Good luck.
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What you wanna do is stick to a daily regiment and apply yourself to it.
For Flexibility, Yoga will work but you will have to not be embarassed about doing it.
Think about the goal and not about the journey. One day you'll make it through. I believe it you.
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sorry, we're all fat and out of shape here.
...so last week I was playing a game of naked Twister with my Dad, and lit up a smoke...
So he gets all 'in my face' about smoking in the house...so I'm like...
"Yeah! Screw you...yer OUT!"
"Next time I'm just gonna play a game of naked Twister with Mom!"
Why would you do that?
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When you use a carriage return and then another set of quotation marks like that, with single lines of text, you're implying the start of the other half of the dialogue. So in print this delightful Hasbro© incest bit reads like your dad said what I can only assume is the punchline.
Also, burning one mid-Twister is not cool.
My criticism is constructive.
Let me do one:
I was playing naked twister with MY dad when, all of a sudden, we both realized we weren't naked. The result - an immediate disqualification for the both of us. An agreement was made that we were going to play the game right, so we threw off our condoms and started spinning. Hands, feet, dads, incest. Any gross, surprising, or uncomfortable image you can think of is kinda what I'm going for here. Mom came in. To clean up the condoms.
Dad shouted, "Maybe next time I'll just play a game of naked Twister with mom!"
Shouted it right in my ear! Ruined the whole game.
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Assuming this post is real and not an elaborate set up for that joke, again, Yoga works great, and if ever you want to do what you claim, I would recommend capoeira for all of your flipping and whatnot. It can be expensive depending on where you live, but it will get you into flipping shape faster than if you did it by yourself.
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Capn, how often do you do flips? If I could do flips I think I'd be doing flips down the dairy aisle as I'm buying milk. I'd also flip in place while waiting in lines.
I can only do a basic Au
and a weak back-handspring, but with more training, I might be able to do more. (I add the might because I'm 6'5", skinny, with weird body proportions)
But, Capoeira does have aerial flips if ever you get the ability to do them.
(also, I do flips all of the time. Hospitals, funerals, in the trunk of a car. You name it, I do flips there. Half of my act is impersonations through flips)
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