I mentioned this in the dreams thread but I had a dream that I was at a party with a bunch of comedians and I was trying to convince them how hilarious it would be to see a guy on a rascal scooter with a bumper sticker that reads "Poon Slayer." It makes me laugh that my subconscious created the phrase "Poon Slayer."
Also, my girlfriend drives a vespa and when she wears her helmet I call her gazoo and it cracks me up. Her not so much.
What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
The movie Envy.
Are you talking about the Rollover Mom? I agree. The way she wags her finger back and forth between her two kids at the kitchen table, as if to say, "I'm watching you -- and YOU TOO!" is brilliant.Originally Posted by pcmess
This is what I'm talking about.
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No, I think they're talking about this one, and I agree with them:
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It's like there was more dialogue written and filmed for the commercial, but the editor decided her extended awkward stare was funnier than whatever else they had filmed, and just played it out to great effect.
Yes, definitely the stare. That lady could get a job just staring at people who fuck up.
not too make this into a youtube thread or anything but I love me some patrick chewing
You know, I'm generally a fan of any humor involving someone getting dunked on or having their shot rejected. For example, when Bill Murray totally stuffs that little kid in Rushmore. That type of stuff will kill me every time.
When I was playing high school basketball a guy pinned my layup attempt to the backboard with such force that he actually dislocated his shoulder. I heard he didn't play again that season. I am white. He was not. But I did get to finish the season.
I found that post funnier than i should.
"I am white. He is not" okay Paul Simon
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
the audacity of the tag at the end of this video
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Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
Every time, and I mean every time, someone mentions Samsung or I see a Samsung product, I say, "They're Samesung, now." and laugh way more than I should.
Ah, the joys of 30 Rock.
The fact that the highest-scoring flying ace in American history was named Dick Bong. How sophomoric. And yet, Dick Bong!
Did you know that Kiss's own Paul Stanley uses a Thamsthung?
That scene in The Money Pit with Tom Hanks falling down the scaffolding. Industrial accidents videos on YouTube. To whit:
The existential crisis threads like this face when on page 5 it realizes its just another youtube thread.
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