Thanks! That was very nice of you! I'm so glad others can enjoy the porn and beans.Originally Posted by slothborn
I blame inflation.
Backstory: My son Simon is two and a half years old...and he's definitely going through his "Thomas The Tank Engine" phase. Earlier today, he's playing with his toys and, for some reason, my brain reminded me of a song from my K-Tel-inspired childhood...so I sang "I'm a train, I'm a chugga-train yeah" to my boy. My son thought that was funny. So, I went looking for the original version of "I'm a Train" by Albert Hammond. I watched it...my son was amused. After the original video ended, YouTube suggested that I watch the clip I've posted above... And I laughed and laughed.
Bonus point: To me, this is made all the funnier by my thinking that one of the King's Singers looks just like "A Clockwork Orange"-era Malcolm McDowell.
Last edited by pg13; April 30, 2012 at 3:39 PM. Reason: Finally remembered how to embed videos. Duhhh.
We'll just take the fact that this was too long and that you didn't read it...as read.
In the spirit of the thread, I hate myself for having laughed at this
That's actually R.L. Stein.
The term "diarrhea poop" will now take its rightful place on the pantheon of redundant descriptors, next to "marijuana cigarette" and "hamburger sandwich."
George Carlin is almost certainly experiencing a "spinning event" in his grave.
That reminds me, i was doing a sketch onstage a while ago where my character had a diabetes. At one point my girlfriend (and sketch partner) flubbed a line and said she was sorry to hear that I had diarrhea. I fucking lost it and starting laughing- She responded by saying it more and more, and obviously I kept laughing.
But yeah, the idea that someone would publicly console another about their diarrhea is way too funny to me.
This tumblr.
So stupid. Can't stop laughing.
I also liked the dramatic pause where her dad was trying to think of how to phrase what he wanted to say and settled on, "crappy pants."
I crapped my pants in the first grade and I have no traumatic memories of it. I just went to the nurse's office and had her call my mom to come pick me up. Nobody in my class ever caught on. That's when I knew I had what it takes to be a success in life!
(But that teacher is a jerk.)
Only a man whose poops are always diarrhea would find this redundant. I, myself, am thankful for the clarification -- for I have bore (and also born, heh heh heh) witness to several poopoo variants.
Bao, before you return with your clever response: Dude, I just wanted to type "poopoo variants" so save it.
Combining threads here. From Jack McCallum's SI story on the end of the New Jersey Nets:
From now on, "whack a stoolie" is my go-to term for taking a shit. Added unintentional humor comes from the fact that James Gandolfini looks like exactly the kind of guy who would take a 40-minute shit at halftime of an NBA game. Or during his daughter's college campus visit.I remember being excited one night at the Meadowlands because my press-table seat was right in front of Tony Soprano, aka James Gandolfini. (I kept wondering if Tony was going to dart out at halftime, whack a stoolie, as he did during Meadow's college trip, and still get back in time for the fourth quarter.)
Teddy Bear Orchestra. Two robot teddy bears that play music. One likes milk. One likes-a whiskey.
“We’ve built a bridge of friendship and carried our goats across. Lay them in the grass with me, Jeff! One’s named Petey and one’s named Sweetie!”—Pete Holmes to Jeff Garlin, Doug Loves Movies
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
I'm hearing through the internet that the frog was actually nailed to the dock. I need to confirm this before I decide how I feel about this.
What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
I hope that isn't the situation but if it is he seems to be taking it pretty well
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