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What was the best concert you've been to?
"Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."
A couple of weeks ago this meathead guy comes up to me and inexplicably asks me if I am "Matt"....
I go "matt? no" and he shrugs and walks away. Immediately after that I tortured myself for not saying "No, are you steve?"
"Fuck you you fucking cunt! I will smack the smirk right off your ugly horseface. Also SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT!"
vaginas are good place to store your cock when youre not using it
"I think its gross that you would talk about your cock on a message board, Chad"
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
THAT'S NOT MY CHILD!
Every time Siggers posts all that goes through my mind is "Chosen One"
I didn't say, "Hey, if you're not doing anything later, would you like to go out for some coffee or something?" Because I'm a pussy.
Take that to AST LOVELINE (NSFW) John?
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
No, you misunderstand. I was simply making a joke. Yes, just a funny joke. haha...ha...
John I would love to have coffee with you
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I don't know what sad, overly supportive hippie clan or group of imaginary friends keeps you so encouraged, but years of doing open mics hasn't made you any funnier. If anything, you only get laughs now because of your comedically misplaced confidence. You gave it a shot, and you'll never live in regret that you didn't at least try. It's really time, however, that you retire from this world and go on to become the funny guy in the tire department of Pep Boys...
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
Oh great, another passive aggressive thread.
You Will WAKE UP and do AS I SAY!
Me to my penis.
Every time Siggers posts all that goes through my mind is "Chosen One"
This belongs in 'Things you didn't post'.Originally Posted by Berliner
(Come to think of it, so does this. Great, now I'm stuck in a mobius strip)
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
My biggest 'didn't say it' regret:
At a MetroStars game, when the MetroStars were truly awful. They were losing yet again and a cretin two rows in front of me, there with his son and clearly drunk, puts the promotional towel over his face and starts mugging for everyone in the stands, shouting "What am I missing? What am I missing?"
"A chromosome" is what I didn't say.
Stay Free!
Adult Education: A Useless Lecture Series
The people in my neighborhood
Stand-up clips
A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
I'm not sure of the context, but I feel like that's something you might want to vocalize.
There's a lot more things I wish I hadn't said than things I wish I had. This includes, among other things, unintentionally insulting this woman.
Marry me?
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