Hi, I'm sorry that your life is so sad that you've appointed yourself an unofficial hall monitor of a message board. Would you like a pretty posey?
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
So hey, if I was to post a thread where everyone is encouraged to re-watch Mr. Show sort of together, should I put that in the Comedy section or this section? Or in your butt? Your butt? Well you're apparently the fucking air-traffic controller around here so I thought I'd consult you before doing anything, because god knows posting a thread on a message board has serious ramifications.
So should I put it in your butt or what?
I didn't read the preceding 20 pages but I'm going to take a chance and say: I like Granny Smith the best.
Nice work, Walter Cronkite.
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
Would a brisket burrito be any good? So far I'm unsure.
Was going to yell against an Email in the "My parents have email" thread, but there would be no point.
Today I was made aware that I narrowly missed being cast as an extra in a porno as a rabbi. This is the biggest disappointment of my life AFTER this awful Conan news.
I was going to post about how much of a crush I have on Shirin from Project Runway, but i figured the people in the Project Runway thread wouldn't be very interested.
Is it an ad-lib if you planned it in advance?
Yay for Post Nazis!
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool."