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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    You're fuckin' weird, yo.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I don't know if you and he are friends, but Deon Cole would probably make a great guest.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Stop creating threads!!!!! I will kill you all.
    many tine tanies



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Somebody Please Shoot Me - Part Three

    Channel-surfing Wednesday night. Comedy Central. "The Jeff Dunham Show". I thought, "Okay, this may be slightly amusing and worth a few minutes of my time."

    I was wrong.

    "Old Man Puppet" in a computer store. "Black Guy Puppet" in an African-American barbershop. "MJEH" with an inviscerate conundrum.

    Oh, and the "Talking Jalapeno Puppet" made an appearance. Other than these things, I don't know what else happened.
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Face pubes.



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    This is going to be hilarious. One of the all-time greatest backfires.
    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
    (laughter)
    "Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"

    ~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by Trial View Post
    This is going to be hilarious. One of the all-time greatest backfires.
    We'll just see about that...



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I had a leech stuck between my toes. Not on purpose. Oh India! You so crazy! (and dirty)



    Shouldn't you be out fucking a maple leaf or something? -crlygrl



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    oh man, thanks for not posting that.
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Post what?


    Shouldn't you be out fucking a maple leaf or something? -crlygrl



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    this:

    EXCLUSIVE PICS OF MY teenage neighbor IN ACTION CLICK HERE



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    Stay away from the Ganges!



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
    this:

    I didn't post that. You must be in the wrong thread.


    Shouldn't you be out fucking a maple leaf or something? -crlygrl



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    Quote Originally Posted by andrearunge View Post
    I had a leech stuck between my toes. Not on purpose. Oh India! You so crazy! (and dirty)

    *vomits on to keyboard*



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    *ejaculates on to keyboard*



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    Your signature makes everything you post funnier.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by andrearunge View Post
    I had a leech stuck between my toes. Not on purpose. Oh India! You so crazy! (and dirty)

    This belongs in the Periods and Tampons thread*.




    *everyone knows your vagina looks like a foot.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    If forum members were cookies jars, most of y'all would be filled with crumbs. Y'all crumbs to me.

    (meant to be posted at Stage Time. Stage Time: Need advice? The floor is yours!)
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    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.



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    (picture of the myth busters photo-shopped with joints in mouth, retitled SPLIFF-BUSTERS)
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    Who the HECK deleted my posts from the medicinal marijuana thread?

    I'm Jeff FLIPPIN' Dunham for crying out loud, and that was a nice piece of business









    Quote Originally Posted by andrearunge View Post





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