The "problem" is that this place used to be full of funny people, making fun. Now it's a bunch of obsessive compulsive, over analytical fart faces.
In 05 I couldn't wait to meet my AST brethren at shows. Now?....no thanks.
You could help things by not being a dick all the time. Instead, you elect to be a dick all the time. Pot. Kettle.
And isn't it SO TIRING to always be saying "It was better in 19-dickety-two" about everything? All we do is pine for the past. In every aspect of everything.
And fuck Doug, sincerely. No one is doing anything wrong in that thread. Even if someone says something nice there might still be a rude asshole response. He can take his ball and go home as he threatens to do every 3 pages. Who cares. Who's the entitled one?
Last edited by smartbunny; June 23, 2012 at 11:04 AM. Reason: i had more shit to say
What's the point of coming to a message board multiple times a day just to talk about how much you hate the message board. We are on this Earth for way too short a time to waste so much of it on a website that apparently makes you angry. And I really don't think that me saying Liezl should have been able to post a GIF on the DLM thread means I am entitled. Doug didn't like what I was posting on his thread so I stopped posting on his thread. I didn't go on there and whine to him or try and state my case. I just left. Where is the entitlement?
Also, BillBrasky is pretty much the smartest person on this board because he always says exactly what I am thinking, but does so in a way that makes sense and is way more diplomatic than I am capable of. Keep it up, Bill.
Either way, I think we all need to realize that any well-known comedian that posts here is voluntarily making him or herself available, and when participating begins to feel obligatory, it loses its point and its fun. Ultimately, it becomes work. AST, above all, should not be "work" for anybody, except the mods (who we should treat like shit at every possible turn).
So ... cut Doug some slack in his threads, especially (not even) when he asks not to post GIFs. Those things pinwheel the fuck out of my computer.
And speaking of pinwheels, Brasky, you've officially become a broken record.
(and yes, my computer sucks)
Play that card if you like, I'm calling you on your history of openly drooling over doug on this board and now that you've been scolded the tune you're whistling has some pretty sour notes.
Last edited by ArchStanton; June 23, 2012 at 12:05 PM. Reason: because getting jilted is HILARIOUS
I really hope the fighting never stops! It's the only thing that makes AST worth reading, lately.
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The bottom line is; the people that like me here are the people I like. Everyone else? Who cares.
Grow up, John. Jesus crap.
I can't wait until I have a sex dream about a UCB member. It will probably be Besser because there's a male pornstar who reminds me of him.
Which porn star?!?!?
It's not about DLM. It's about the steadily decreasing quality of posts/posters. My issue is with your choice to support the rabble and their "right" (read entitlement) to post non stop drivel in every thread over measured, intelligent,well thought out posts that ultimately would have kept all those comics here as active participants.
My curmudgeonly demeanor of late is because I loved coming to this pool and I hate that there's so many turds floating around in it now.
Continue to poop away but know that you're all better than that.
Arch you're wrong. The comedians who left are the assholes.
Arch and I met on this site, and met up before the Hedberg tribute. We found out where the after celebration was because of this site, and hung out with comics who felt comfortable with us becuase they knew us from here. That is an unimmaginable scenario at this point. Congrats, shitheads.
Talking to comics and talking about their comedy are two different things that shouldn't happen in the same place. Personally, I'm more interested in the the second one, but that might just be me.
Okay, you may now continue to show how awesome and above-it-all you are by calling each other assholes.
All right, all right. I admit that I haven't helped matters by talking about stupid shit sometimes that wasn't really worth talking about. I've already made a vow that I'm not going to discuss anything sexual any more as it just seems to get people upset and rarely ends well.
I hope maybe if we steer back towards discussing things we like and have in common maybe we can avoid some of the unpleasantness. I do enjoy contributing here and hope for a more pleasant attitude in the future.