My girlfriend brought home a peculiarly heavy box of Borax today and I said: "Borax... more like... BORE-ax."
My girlfriend brought home a peculiarly heavy box of Borax today and I said: "Borax... more like... BORE-ax."
This is a thread for levels and levels-related concepts and constructs
Ore is also heavy you fucks! On top of everything else going on... ORE! JESUS.
"He's got a dick, why won't he talk about it?"
-Jimmy Pardo
jeff garlin
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
Talk about levels, man.
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
The other day I knew I had a fart episode abrewin' and I walk up to my girlfriend and farted. She goes, "Jesus man.. c'mon." and I said, "Sorry about that."
Then I made it look like I was making a joke out of some kind of insecurity regarding the giant fart I just laid out there (even though I loved it)....
I go, "Hey, you hear about the fart that walked into the bar?"
She knows me, so she sighed heavily and said in a monotone and purposefully agitated and beyond-what-I'm-saying-voice: "NO."
I say, "The bartender said..."
Then I waited a good nine seconds as I stared into her eyes and then I farted again.
Last edited by suavepebble; August 24, 2011 at 2:24 AM.
some threads just never get legs, huh
Wait, (really, hesitate a bit first) I swore this thread was "Things I didn't post in the Things You Didn't Post" thread. My reply earlier didn't make sense, but now also why is this thread a level?
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
"I'm a homosexual, Hurricane Irene? Well you're a bitch." (Throw Hurricane Irene's stuffed animal into the sea, run to Hurricane Irene's car, open the door, slap her across the face.)
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
What the fuck is levels?
Also, Irene is a comic in my town. That is all.