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My girlfriend brought home a peculiarly heavy box of Borax today and I said: "Borax... more like... BORE-ax."
This is a thread for levels and levels-related concepts and constructs
Ore is also heavy you fucks! On top of everything else going on... ORE! JESUS.
Nobody else besides Sneeb better post in the thread. Only he can properly appreciate levels.
Wait... shit! I'VE BROKEN MINE OWN RULE
"He's got a dick, why won't he talk about it?"
-Jimmy Pardo
jeff garlin
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
Talk about levels, man.
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
The other day I knew I had a fart episode abrewin' and I walk up to my girlfriend and farted. She goes, "Jesus man.. c'mon." and I said, "Sorry about that."
Then I made it look like I was making a joke out of some kind of insecurity regarding the giant fart I just laid out there (even though I loved it)....
I go, "Hey, you hear about the fart that walked into the bar?"
She knows me, so she sighed heavily and said in a monotone and purposefully agitated and beyond-what-I'm-saying-voice: "NO."
I say, "The bartender said..."
Then I waited a good nine seconds as I stared into her eyes and then I farted again.
Last edited by suavepebble; August 24, 2011 at 2:24 AM.
some threads just never get legs, huh
Your stories about how you emotionally abuse your girlfriend with comedy always make me laugh
"The wisdom and the the spiritual beauty within Roy Jr ... it's just effin sick!"
Wait, (really, hesitate a bit first) I swore this thread was "Things I didn't post in the Things You Didn't Post" thread. My reply earlier didn't make sense, but now also why is this thread a level?
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
"I'm a homosexual, Hurricane Irene? Well you're a bitch." (Throw Hurricane Irene's stuffed animal into the sea, run to Hurricane Irene's car, open the door, slap her across the face.)
Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.
For those not versed in the "sneeb theory of levels"... what Trial is doing here is actually adding levels. He, a completely different person, has infused levels into the very construct that this thread represents.Originally Posted by Trial
This is the future of time
What the fuck is levels?
Also, Irene is a comic in my town. That is all.
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