Shear Genius (Project Runways Cousin for Hair)

[vheath]

It was mentioned in the Project Runway thread, so I decided it needed it's own...better late than never.

Charlie is a bitch and I love him, after seeing Daniel cry: "The Oscar's is ova baayby".

I also Love Daniel, but it bothers me that he is the reason for my new habit of using the word 'spectacular'.

Nicole is cute, but she annoys me sometimes. Dee comes off as a cocky man lady who acts sweet, so she gets away with it.

Paulo - jury is still out...he's either a middle aged raver-douche (he wears sunglasses inside), or he's awesome (or both).

Nikesa is just lucky because she's kind of hot...I say she's the next to go...or any of the other forgettable people I didn't mention.

[MrDys]

There sure was a fuckload of crying this past Wednesday night.

[invisible bike]

What the hell does "go shake it" mean?

[BachAndItRocks]

I went to high school with Gail, so i was rooting for her. She hardly got any tv time.

I definitely hope Charlie wins. He's perfect.

[Babychoby]

What the hell does "go shake it" mean?

I take it to mean like if you go get a hair cut and they have you to bend over and shake it out at the end and you come out looking all like Farrah Fawcett and shit.

[vheath]

Wooooow....bye bye Glenn. She did kind of have the matronly hair thing going on, and her Charlies Angels hair was terrible, but kicking Glenn off over Nikesa? In the way of back-talk and attitude, Nikesa is to Shear Genius what Lisa was to Top Chef. I know she's frustrated, but her talking back is so childish. I want to know who she's blowing to stay on the show.

Also, I love that bitch Charlie, but in the shortcut competition, I agree with Dee...Charlie's hair looked like a rat's nest hot mess, Dee's was soft and vibrant. I don't like Dee neccesarily because she's way to cocky...but I definetly liked her hair better in this one.

[MrDys]

I liked Charlie's My Little Pony dye job better than Dee's. I think the judges were really deadlocked on who to boot, and the producers intervened and opted to keep Nikesa because she makes for better television. Despite the fact that Nikesa's Farrah had holes in her hair. Fucking holes!

[smartbunny]

Charlie = bitchy gay Brian Posehn.

(sorry Brian. you bitch!)

[Babychoby]

Charlie = bitchy gay Brian Posehn.

(sorry Brian. you bitch!)

I LOVE the Dallas queen (I can't remember names until theres only like 4 left) but he scared me a little when he got so excited over the Real Housewives. He dressed up to watch that one's wedding and he cried real tears of joy! That's queerer than queer!

[vheath]

I LOVE the Dallas queen (I can't remember names until theres only like 4 left) but he scared me a little when he got so excited over the Real Housewives. He dressed up to watch that one's wedding and he cried real tears of joy! That's queerer than queer!

That's Daniel...he is spectacular.

[invisible bike]

Daniel is the only likable person on this show. I will quit watching when he gets kicked off. It will be a blessing. I will no longer have to look at Kim Vo's melted Ken Doll face.

[crlygrl]

I dunno I kinda like the short lesbian lady too. She's not so bad, although I question her taste in women... Nekisa??

[vheath]

Yay...Nekisa's gone! I kind of like her, but not on the show.

Kim Vo does, in fact, look like a flaming, melting ken doll...and noone smiles that much.

Who's next to go??? I say Nicole.

[mike]

Matt or Mathew can't stop talking about his wife for one second.

We get it, you're not gay!

[smartbunny]

Those little girls were so cute!

[vheath]

Paulo?!?!?! Paulo?!?! Ugh. I'm p/o'd to the max.

Nicole and her blood red lipstick just bother me.

I miss Paulo.

[crlygrl]

He should never have cut curly hair like that. Never ever ever.

[vheath]

He should never have cut curly hair like that. Never ever ever.

Totally agree...however...what Nicole did to Dee's mom was horrible! Can you even imagine the huge brown q-tip head she's gonna have when it's growing out? Yikes!.

I want to give paulo a hug. I think I like him more personally, so I'm biased. I wouldn't let either of them touch my hair.

[pg13]

Hated the butcher job that Dee did on her kid.

Hated the nightmare quad-pony tail that Charlie did on his (most adorable, but destined to show her junk on-line within eight years) kid...

Hated what Nicole did to Dee's mother's head...but I still, somehow, like Nicole as a reality tv show persona.

Hated what Paolo did to Charlie's sister's head...but I was rooting for Paulo and glad he took elimination with style and grace. (Also, if you watch the show, they accidentally put a "PARKER" name caption over a Paolo interview segment...oops!)

Hate the awful stereotypes that Dee, Charlie and especially Daniel are living up to on this show... Can't you guys make it a LITTLE tougher on the casting directors on competitive reality shows than by absolutely following your archetypes to the letter?

It could only be worse if Blaynelicious from Project Runway was a hairdresser rather than a supposed clothing designer. PAH!

pg--I seem to have very strong emotions about one of the WORST reality tv shows currently on television, don't I?--seattle

[MrDys]

Charlie is a bond villain waiting to happen.