Sasha Fierce

[TomHicks]

Sasha Fierce is Beyonce's new alter ego. I guess she didn't think her career was going well enough and needed to sprinkle some Garth Brooks-Chris Gaines magic pixie dust over it.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61803020


"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage."

I guess I understand everything except "more glamorous." If I had to describe Beyonce in one word, "glamorous" would do pretty well. It turns out "nicebreastly" isn't a word.

[isoS]

We almost named the baby that.

[KeithTalent]

Nicebreastly Belknap?

[aenemaTron]

I got nothing to add to this! Good job everyone.

[chapina]

We almost named the baby that.

I know you're a big Christian Siriano fan and all, but that would have gone too far.

[Big Box Of Money]

Let's make up our own stupid alter-egos! Oooh, me first!

Billy Meh is gonna be my alter-ego. Big Box of Money is neutral about must stuff, while Billy Meh is indifferent. Box loves POST Raisin Bran, while Billy...also loves Post Raisin Bran.

NOW YOU GO!!

[thanksagain]

Mine is Martini Landau. It's just a slightly more slurring Martin Landau - well you get it.

[scamboogah]

Mine is 'Bon Homey', a French Canadian, hip-hop snowman who fights crime and can see 10 seconds into the past.

Currently holding auditions for sidekicks.

[TomHicks]

A co-worker of mine pointed out that if her name is pronounced Sasha Fear-SAY, like Beyonce, it would actually be the coolest thing ever.

My alter ego's name is actually the best name I have ever come across as a journalist, it's the name of the man in charge of incoming students at St. John's Seminary in Camarillo: the Rev. Dick Martini. (Martini Landau reminded me of him. He apparently is now pastor of St. Thomas the Apostle Catholic Church in Pico-Union here in Los Angeles.)

[smartbunny]

My alter ego is Fucking Retarded. Because people who have alter egos and are not Sybil are fucking retarded.

[FF Woodycooks]

All of this ridiculousness is more than made up for with how awesome "Single Ladies" is. Feel good song of the year. Also, the video is pretty cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

[Meen Bellpeppers]

All of this ridiculousness is more than made up for with how awesome "Single Ladies" is. Feel good song of the year. Also, the video is pretty cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

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