Roller Derby names - got any?

[Natalie Portmanteau]

A friend of mine is taking suggestions for roller derby nicknames.

Here are some stock examples from wikipedia -

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Vulva Display of Power
Michelle O'BamYa
Mazel Tov Cocktail
Sandra Day O'Clobber
Slaybia Majora
Princess Lay-Ya Flat
Anna Mosity

If I know this person as well as I think I do, though, she'll avoid the anatomy-themed ones.

I suggested "Ruth Bader Winsburg." any other ideas out there?

[Monty]

I think the best roller derby names are the ones that combine a reference from either pop culture or history with arbitrary violence. Like Sandra Day O'Clobber. I also like the ones with extremely strained puns. So...

Scary-ette Tubman
Helleanor Roosebelt-ya-in-the-mouth
Joan of Shark

..although my favorite derby name is still "Goodie 2 Skates" from Portland. I love that she went entirely in the opposite direction. See if your friend will go for "I Heart Ponies!" I promise that would get a huge ovation every time.

[Natalie Portmanteau]

I'm with you. I like the slightly political/historical ones.

Tipper Blood-And-Gore?

[DiscoInferiorityComplex]

The following link probably contains every single good idea any of us will have. I was quite saddened to see that "Hits McGee" was already taken...

http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/

The Mighty Cooz?

[ErikNielsen]

"Veruca Assault."

[DiscoInferiorityComplex]

"Gash Wednesday"

[Batman The Horse]

The only one I could think of was already (obviously) taken: Betty Fight.

[Couldn'tThinkOfaName]

"Stevie Kicks"

"Condoleezza Slice"

[aenemaTron]

Sarah Silver Bullet

[isoS]

Downton Scabby

[aenemaTron]

Hella Abzug

[Steven_M]

Chrys Terectomy

[SlyBattery]

James Hell Brooks

[TimBuktu]

Beaver Cleaver

[TimBuktu]

Gore W Bush

[TimBuktu]

Nancy Ragin'

[TimBuktu]

Maya Assault-U

Allannis Morbiddeath

[TimBuktu]

Hillary Killtons

[simpgeek]

Louisa May Al-cut-ya

[DiscoInferiorityComplex]

Lana Del Maim