Personalized License Plates

[RoyalDutchOfDukes]

Everyone I've ever met who describes themselves as someone who "loves to laugh" has been a dreadful person.

[Taul F. Pompkins]

Saw Smok1n on some SUV from ohio this weekend. I think it was Sir Jim Carrey

[smartbunny]

WHOCARE5

Alright... so, you want to convey that you don't care, or maybe it's a quote from something, private joke what-the-fuck-ever, but someone in NY already has WHOCARES. You want it so badly that you will put a 5 in place of an S, because even though it's ALREADY BEEN DONE, you must have it.

[SlyBattery]

Maybe people just think its cuter to replace letters with numbers? They would be wrong of course, but anyone who thinks vanity plates are good ideas are probably not the best sources of reasonable thinking.

[darrylduffy]

on a Nissan:

HOTSAWZ

on a motorcycle:

WOOD YOU

and on something i don't know and it took me a while to figure it out:

ARDTRP

[MrDys]

On a Lexus yesterday (keeping in mind I live in Maryland): VSUALFX

What the hell vfx house is based in Baltimore that could possibly be keeping that man in a Lexus? Or maybe it's a comment on the car? As in, "This is just a visual effect, baby. I'm actually poor as shit."

[SlyBattery]

I am not sure, but I bet that guy saw Avatar more than a couple times.

[aenemaTron]

Saw two Volvos :
1st one - I HOVER
2nd: PAXNOW

[isoS]

if this thread were a contest to find the perfect asshole, I would be planning my victory parade right now:

[SlyBattery]

Executives Save?! You self-righteous piece of shit!

[isoS]

This is a Flckr for iPhone test post

[isoS]

Test failed

[isoS]

JoJo Kancer, your life is calling... It thinks you should chill out on the self-expression just a little bit.

[scamboogah]

By the looks of your shadow, you're hugging your wife as you take this.

"C'mon honey. I got a romantic afternoon planned of roaming around parking lots looking for stupid personalized plates to post".

[isoS]

Even worse: I'm holding my crying daughter, who just wants to get to the playground already.

[smartbunny]

I'm afraid I am guilty of having my opinions all over the ass-end of my Honda. I also saw "Dick Cheney Skis in Jeans" today, and I don't know what that means.

Here's a pic I took, this is NOT my car. It was at Target:


Total sticker count: 34?

[scamboogah]

I've never been able to fathom how dumb you have to be to have the 'Bad Cop/No Donut' bumpersticker. Why not just have one that says "Random and tired insult directed toward the person about to write me a ticket"?

Also, I have yet to meet one person that's really into Betty Boop that was interesting in any way. It's the Warner Brothers jean jacket of car decorations.

[SlyBattery]

Go buck yourself

[isoS]

I can't decide if the broke-dick papier-mâché Montana plate ruins this or perfects it.

[scamboogah]

You remember broke-dick papier-mache?

Going back to the car-o-stickers, the Nintendo logo but instead it says 'NoFriendo'? Yeah, those video game players sure are anti-social losers. I bet they all wish they could be cool enough to drive the cracker barrell gift shop around cracking people up with bon mots like 'Drink til She's cute'...

I want to tip that car over and light it on fire with the owner inside.