I like catching parts of conversations out of context. Here's two I caught recently.
2 guys, 20ish walking down the street:
"Dude, I totally partied with Yo Yo Ma."
Not sure if he was bragging about hanging with a celloist or had a stutter and was trying to insult the other guy's mother.
A group of girls, 20s:
"If that's true then why don't all Mexicans have butthole cancer?"
No idea what fact she was trying to refute with that theory.
Anyone else care to share?