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This slut discussion reminds me of one I heard from a group of girls recently. I assume they were discussing Twilight.
Girl #1: I don't know, I'm not really into the whole vampire thing.
Girl #2: Oh my god, neither was I, but now I'm a total vampire slut.
A middle aged white guy on the phone while in line at Jack in the Box:
"I'll call you when I leave, I can't hear over all these Mexicans."
scene: two girls riding their bikes laughing about something one of them said and just so happen to pass this extremely drunk girl.
drunk girl: what're you laughing at?!
friend: oh no, we're not laughing at you just something my friend said
drunk girl: BICYCLETTE, BITCH!
I have to know: was that pronounced the French way ("bee-see-klet") or some other way?
A long time ago I was walking in to an L.A. bookstore. An old, Jewish couple was walking out. The man said to his wife, disapprovingly,"The JOY of Gay Sex? More like,'How to get a sore tuchas!"
She spoke from personal experience.
I used to do this as a bit, but for seriously I overheard a trucker on a cb radio saying:
"Anyone out there wanna get together and bump dickheads? No gay shit, just bumpin' dickheads"
Girl to friend:"I don't think having a crush on someone and wanting to watch someone have sex with someone else are the same thing."
I overheard this at work: "My dad has Alzheimers and he keeps trying 'new things'..."
I reckon it tells a sad story.
I overheard a guy talking about how his friend was dying and how his friend's Dad was dying at the same time and how his friend hoped his Dad died first so his Dad didn't have to bury his son. And then I cried.
overheard at lunch today:
"did you see? he got a michael jordan tattoo on his back."
Whoa, we're taking a turn into depressionville here. I'm glad I don't have any razor blades in the house. I'll go watch Ran and listen to The Smiths.
leaving a concert, a frat boy type turns to his girlfriend and says, "shit, i'm sober now. this fucking sucks."
at a meet 'n greet with history professors and graduate students, asking one student how she first came up with her dissertation topic, she began with, "well, i'm friends with a few nicaraguan mercenaries."
Just saw Final Destination. A middle-aged Indian guy sitting by himself in front of me said "Hewwo?" everytime a phone rang, "Who let the dogs out? Woof woof," everytime he saw a dog, "Who let the cats out? Meow meow," everytime he saw a cat, and "Assalamu alaikum" everytime he saw a black guy.