"He'll be banging penguins by like week 3."
Heard on the street while I was walking to my show on Saturday:
"It's not even pronounced 'guacamole', it's 'HWOKamole'. So yea, that was a shitty ass wedding."
"If you take you glasses off you get way drunker."
on the subway this androgo-thing with a giant head is talking very loudly to it's friend:
"...even though she doesn't really look like me i guess we could just do CGI. All the original cast members are going to be in it but we're still waiting to hear from Bill Murrary... I guess slimer will be CGI too..."
and on like this. supposedly talking about a new GhostBusters movie where it plays Dana instead of Sigourney Weaver? WTF!
I have 2.
First, two young women walking down a city street, each pushing a stroller with a baby in it, speaking seriously.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't"
"Yes I can, I'll just use a condom!"
Second, overheard walking past a house party.
"What do you mean you never heard of Hilter?!"
Whoa, my thread makes the front page of ast AND we have people signing up just to contribute?!
Surely I must get a plaque of some sort or an autographed RO Manse cd.
Walking home from a bar-heavy section of Pittsburgh, 3 drunk individuals (2 gals and 1 gentleman) said the following:
Guy: Come on, I'll give you a piggy-back ride.
Girl 1: Nah, that's not going to work.
Guy: Yeah it will. Come on, it'll be fun.
Girl 2: You just want her vag on your back!
I would easily forgive someone who has never heard of Hilter!
You sure about that?
^ Mr. Hilter
Yes Mein Fuhrer...
I mean Mein Dicky old chum.
About a year ago I heard a heavy set woman on her phone say.
"So how was the party?"
"Bitch, just get that shit aborted!"
"I'll kill it for ya."
When I was watching The Hangover, immediately after Zach G. takes a bite of the disgusting "sofa pizza," the woman next to me turned to her friend and said, with apparent sincerity, "Hey, do you wanna get pizza after this?"
Now that this thread has a lot of attention, let's talk about how Shauno sucks and was wrong. There is no N on that shit
It goes from little m to Big O. You are a piece of shit and a bad person to boot.
The N was misplaced, so it appears between C and D, which are off-screen.