But do you understand that they were off screen? Do you comprehend this? Welcome to AST, you fit right inQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauno
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But do you understand that they were off screen? Do you comprehend this? Welcome to AST, you fit right inQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauno
Nevermind, elk boy already explained. Shauno, how could you?
This was not overheard at all, merely witnessed;
There was a man sitting on the train this morning who looked like a cross between Rhys Darby and Stephen Root. He was energetically thumbing through Rick Warren's 'The Purpose Driven Life', stopping occasionally to take notes.
I then saw the same man during the ride home. He had a freshly broken wrist and was reading the funny pages...
I just remembered another classic....
Early 20's couple in line for a ride at Great America. They are arguing about something and the guy becomes extremely passive aggressive and whiney. "But bayyybyyy, cmonnnn, you saaaaaiiiiiddddd IIIII..."
The girlfriend says in an overly loud way "You are being such a pussy!"
Everyone hears this. The guy takes a good five seconds to process this and then at the top of his fucking lungs screams into her face with an overly masculine, guttural rage:
"YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Do you understand that N is off screen as well? Do you comprehend this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Trial
Man: Hands, ladies and gentlemen. Hands.
It's not our fault they're hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry Bongers
When was in college I was passing by two guys. Overheard this piece of business.
Guy talk to his friend: She's crazy. She makes pancakes in the shape of dicks.
This is good if she actually does this, but even better if this is just a metaphor or saying the guy uses regularly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian Brill
Is it a modular expression, where you say someone "makes pancakes in the shape of ________" in indicate their obsession, or "________ in the shape of dicks" to express general craziness?
Overheard from a neighboring booth at the Palace Station buffet in Vegas (dumb, fat slut to her two skinny, slut friends:
"I was so drunk I couldn't even shit"
Just remembered two other good ones.
In Kalamazoo Michigan at a gross Mexican chain restaurant on our way to Chicago. A table of 12 year olds with no parents in sight.
12 year old waving a non-alcoholic beer at the waitress:
"Could I get another O'Dools over here?"
A guy in a group of people talking at a party:
"You can't get aids from fuckin' a muppet."
On the topic of Kalamazoo, Michigan... heard this last night at a party:
"It's like... suddenly my dick ain't good enough. She lost that fuckin' vibrator and don't shut up about it, goes off and buys a new one, then finds the old one. She wouldn't do that shit if she lost my dick."
I was walking by these two girls who were deciding what movie to see, and one of them says to the other, "lets go see The Hangover, it's so boy," and the other girl was like, "what do you mean?", and then the first girl was like, "I mean, it's for boys," and then the second girl was like, "then why do you want to go see it?", and then the first girl was like, "cause we're not boys."
This morning, middle aged guy walking out of a McDonalds with a bag of food to no one in particular:
"Fuck yeah son! This food gonna get eaten!"
This is more "Overread in Minor Internet Stalking" but it's just too good and I have to share...
In the early days of facebook (fall 2004) I was clicking around the different Facebook Groups at my school and came upon one called "A & B Cup Beauties", ostensibly a group for the smaller chested. So far so good. But looking at the Officers section of this group, I saw that they had a President, a Vice-President, and then a stranger title: A & B Cup Angel. So I clicked on her name to see what her deal was and soon found out that she was a girl who had passed away and her facebook had been turned into a memorial-of-sorts. This isn't such a big deal now, but at the time it was very intriguing. Looking through the wall posts, most were pretty sweet and simple "Miss you, girl" or "RIP", etc. But then there was this one:
"i cried in the red lobster the other day. i wanted to order you a cheddar bay biscuit. but i know it's all you can eat in heaven."
Actually, I guess this is kind of "Overheard in Passing".....
Semi-related to this thread: everyone should be following @shitmydadsays on Twitter. So great.
Also, to extend this thread further into cybertown, check THIS out! (via Nadia Bacon)
http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png
At work, about ten years ago, in an office environment, a woman brought her young son in. About midway through the day I heard her yell, "We don't got no strawls!"
1) In 2000 I was walking back to my car in downtown LA from the Lakers victory parade and everyone was staring at this smooth brotha docked in the middle of the street in this flamboyant purple and gold cadillac convertible. His speakers were blaring and he just leaned back real smooth as everyone admired his car.
But just as we passed the playa, this sista runs in front of the car and shouts, "But his hair ain't tight!"
2) Also in downtown LA, we were walking back from Staples and gave a homeless guy some money. The guy looks at my cousin's shirt and says, "Volcom? What the FUCK Volcom mean? What's that some dot com sheeit?"
Overheard yesterday from a girl in the dining hall: "It's like we still gotta go to this place, then this place, then this place. I think I'm gonna take a sleepover bag."
As far as I could tell, she was talking about her walk between classes.
not to ruin your fun, isos, but that screenshot is a fake... it's not a 'shop job, but that chick's fb account got hijacked by some b-tards.