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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Carradine's_missing_flute View Post
    The obsession with celebrity deaths has gone too far.. I remember a point in time where when someone dies regardless of it's stature, it ends up in the obituary. I mean if you love his music and performances, there is a reason for cd's and dvd's...
    Do you think MJ stole that flute? Is that why you're mad?



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    I don't know if we were holding a competition, but if we were, I think I won. This if from the L.A. Times story about people who went down to the hospital at UCLA.

    A few hundred people gathered for a vigil outside the hospital at dusk, singing, holding signs, even dancing.

    "I came because no one around me felt my pain," said Zai Bryant, a customer service representative who lives in Inglewood. "I said, 'You know what, those people at UCLA, they feel my pain. I need to be among fans who know what I'm going through.' "


    Zai works here at the Business Journal.
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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Babychoby View Post
    America made MJ, the good and the bad. And lo, we are a fickle master; praising him one moment and condemning him the next. He was too sensitive for this world. All of our racism, cruelty and our obsession with looks and money poisoned him. He was the public face of our societal ills. The cave is toxic: Our canary has died.
    At its base, I absolutely agree with this, but it still doesn't account for the pp touching. Which is to say, I understand that he was ultimately destroyed by his own sensitivity, but overly-sensitive people don't necessarily go on to molest children.

    That said, I was ten in 1984, and it is the first year that I remember vividly. Michael Jackson is a huge part of those memories, and I will miss that MJ. Though I have missed that MJ for the last 20 years.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    It's true, and it's why I don't feel anything now. The Michael Jackson I admired died a long time ago. Everything that he did is still here, he's just not.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by charles star View Post
    No, you don't. This time never existed. It certainly didn't exist in your lifetime.

    I'm trying to wrap my head around this particular post being left by someone who joined the forum using the name of a recently-dead celebrity whose body was still warm.
    Actually, I had this name reserved long before his death... It was filed under my rejected list surnames for gmail accounts...



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Live Tribute to MJ on MTV tonight, 6pm.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Will Michael Jackson be performing?



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    We won't be able to say he looks pale.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    "Morphine"

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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Here in Mexico as a tribute to Michael Jackson they are showing Man In the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story, starring Out Cold's Flex Alexander as MJ.

    It is the worst thing I have ever seen. Ever. I'm sure Michael is rolling over in his drawer.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by bao View Post
    Here in Mexico as a tribute to Michael Jackson they are showing Man In the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story, starring Out Cold's Flex Alexander as MJ.

    It is the worst thing I have ever seen. Ever. I'm sure Michael is rolling over in his drawer.
    To be honest, I really don't have much of a relationship with Michael Jackson's music, so that TV movie is mostly what I think about when his death is brought up.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by TomHicks View Post
    "I came because no one around me felt my pain," said Zai Bryant, a customer service representative who lives in Inglewood. "I said, 'You know what, those people at UCLA, they feel my pain. I need to be among fans who know what I'm going through.' "

    Zai works here at the Business Journal.
    On my way to Borders last night I encountered the eastside Zai Bryants. They had congregated around Michael Jackson the radio announcer's star on the Walk of Fame where they were singing, crying and generally hamming it up for the cameras.

    (I also saw a guy "reporting on the scene" that I was sure I recognized. After a while I finally figured it out. His name is Rick and he was on that A&E show about OCD. He works out approximately 50 times per week, constantly spins counter-clockwise and has to have a toothbrush in his mouth when driving. I suspect it was a long day for Rick.)



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scammy Davis Boogah Jr. View Post
    Some imagined New York Post headlines;

    WACKO JACKO HEART-ATTACKO

    MAMA-SAY MAMA-SA MA-MY CONDOLENCES
    Take out New York Post with Boston Herald (Boston's Post equivalent) and I'd say you hit the nail on the head-o.

    http://wbztv.com/local/Michael.Jacks...2.1061505.html



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by dorothy mantooth View Post
    On my way to Borders last night I encountered the eastside Zai Bryants. They had congregated around Michael Jackson the radio announcer's star on the Walk of Fame where they were singing, crying and generally hamming it up for the cameras.

    (I also saw a guy "reporting on the scene" that I was sure I recognized. After a while I finally figured it out. His name is Rick and he was on that A&E show about OCD. He works out approximately 50 times per week, constantly spins counter-clockwise and has to have a toothbrush in his mouth when driving. I suspect it was a long day for Rick.)
    What was Rick reporting on and did he work out in the middle of it?


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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Vh1 Classic is doing a MJ marathon and it's pretty sweet because they've got the awesome videos but also some what-the-fuck-is-this videos. It's like the sweet and the sour.
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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by andrearunge View Post
    What was Rick reporting on and did he work out in the middle of it?
    Presumably, Rick was reporting on the outpouring of (manufactured) emotion by the 50-some people (f*cktards) gathered around (the wrong) Michael Jackson's star.

    I was hoping for a squat-thrust or a deep-knee bend but, alas, I got nuthin'. I wonder if he was cured?



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
    (laughter)
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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    I first heard of Michael Jackson when a 3rd grade teacher invited us to bring tapes of our favorite songs to play in class and a classmate brought in "Man In the Mirror" from Bad. The teacher would not play it. She said Michael Jackson had dirty lyrics. I have been fascinated by Michael Jackson since then. A truly mythic figure for my childhood.

    i just caught this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Babychoby View Post
    America made MJ, the good and the bad. And lo, we are a fickle master; praising him one moment and condemning him the next. He was too sensitive for this world. All of our racism, cruelty and our obsession with looks and money poisoned him. He was the public face of our societal ills. The cave is toxic: Our canary has died.
    man babychoby, what a perfect and concise summation. you could easily expand this thought to an essay. i hope you write for a living.
    Last edited by DavidtheDavid; June 27, 2009 at 2:17 AM.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by AggroCrag View Post
    Take out New York Post with Boston Herald (Boston's Post equivalent) and I'd say you hit the nail on the head-o.

    http://wbztv.com/local/Michael.Jacks...2.1061505.html
    Strangely enough, no wordplay from the Post. Plenty of awfulness though.



    We've come a long way since the 30's, newspapers are now sensitive enough to drop the exlcamation points off of headlines like these.

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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trial View Post
    part of my childhood died with him, fuck you, you're toast, go fuck yourself, you're shit, when you burst no one will care
    Ok, Ok, I'm an asshole for posting something too offensive, too soon, but there are a hell of a lot worse things posted too.



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