I Could Never Be President BECAAAAUUUUUUSE

[Trial]

I could never be president because when I urinate I use my offhand to tilt the beer can/bottle as if it were a throttle for how intense I am pissing.
Besides that and having a small weenie, I'd be a PERFECT president
WHAT ABOUT
(Advanced)
YOOOOUUU?

[Famous Police Dog]

I can't be president because I would fly the air force one so I could veg out for a few hours.

I LOVE TO VEG OUT, AND THE REPUBLICAN'T WOULD FIND OUT

[punkdc]

I Could Never Be President Because...my mom said I could never be present (she said something about people always trying to kill you no matter what)

[TacoSmith]

I party way too hard to make it to 35. :guitar solo:

[Ian Brill]

I could never be president because I am an agnostic.

[Hated Milk Machine]

I love fuckin'

[KevinLee]

I just wanted to say that I really like your signature, Hated Milk Machine.
Siggers posts always make me a little uncomfortable.

But rereading that in your sig made me laugh.

Oh and I couldn't be president because progress is a nice word, but change is it's agent and change has its enemies.

[CaptainBreakfast]

I couldn't be president.

[BananapeelWilliams]

Because i'm already president of PARTYING
and gettin pussy.

[BananapeelWilliams]

i will have all the pussies

[Barmy Man]

I couldn't be president, because presidents don't hit their sisters.

[Trial]

I don't remember making this thread

[disl]

i'm too embarrassed to be president. what if one of the delegates thought i was cute?

[crlygrl]

I inhaled.

[Harry Bongers]

I'm Canadian and lovin' it!

[scamboogah]

I would kill all Canadians and use the land as America's fish-smoking area.

[TimBuktu]

I can't see a microphone and not fart into it.

[crazysheet]

I would drink America's Milkshake (all of it)

[Harry Bongers]

I would kill all Canadians and use the land as America's fish-smoking area.

You realize the question was why you COULD NOT be president, right?

[Big Box Of Money]

That's me on the left. Not gonna play in Peoria.