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    HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    When will it end? Meat mogul dies at age 95.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Maybe there should be a general death thread.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    He's being turned into olive loaf.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Okay, now we're just looking for people that died. I didn't even know Oscar Mayer was a real person.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Oscar Mayer was the culinary soundtrack to my childhood.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    for shame, people already making tasteless jokes
    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
    (laughter)
    "Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"

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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Sorry, I should have waited until we processed it. Don't mean to be a ham.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Guys a little sensitivity? He was a real person and he was very ill. By the end he had withered away to nothing more than lips and an asshole.
    What was the best concert you've been to?

    "Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ASR View Post
    Okay, now we're just looking for people that died. I didn't even know Oscar Mayer was a real person.
    I'm still not convinced he's a real person
    I don't do a radio show anymore, so stop asking (nobody asked)



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    I sincerely hope the funeral procession involves the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. Hell, I hope my funeral procession involves the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
    What was the best concert you've been to?

    "Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing."



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    Now I have a black children's choir slowly singing 'O-S-C-A-R' in my head.
    Hey, check me out. I'm a ghost.



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    if i may be allowed to repost from my facebook:
    B-O-L-O-R-I-P
    "This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."



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    Re: HOLY BOLOGNA! Oscar Mayer is dead!!

    I opened my Oscar Meyer's Turkey and Cheddar Cheese Lunchable today in honor of Oscar's passing, and to my surprise I found an extra cracker. The man dies, now these so-called employees of his company are driving the company down with their carelessness (their sweet sweet delicious carelessness). Get your money out now if you are an investor is all I'm sayin'
    I don't do a radio show anymore, so stop asking (nobody asked)



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