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About LinkBacksI've been constipated for 5 days now. It's starting to fuck with my head a little bit and I am pretty sure now that this "reality" we all partake in is actually some sort of purgatory piece of shit.
I've been constipated for 5 days now. It's starting to fuck with my head a little bit and I am pretty sure now that this "reality" we all partake in is actually some sort of purgatory piece of shit.
Get some fucking roughage and exlax. Consider a fucking doctor.
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
I didn't know they had that kind of doctor.
Maybe up in maple-land they don't have those kinds of doctors, but we Americans like to have our poo issues taken care of by professionals. Also: cereal. Lots and lots of cereal!
many tine tanies
I think Arch meant the "fucking" kind.
Ohohohoho I seeeeeeeeee. I don't know if that would help with constipation.
many tine tanies
I guess a little backdoor fun could loosen things up. "Honey, I'm constipated. Let's have sex the way Fred Phelps doesn't want us to."
"If you say no, then Phelps is winning."
I got desperate and drank two bottles of wine last night to bring on the incomparable wineshits and it worked! I made a big poop.
Lost.
We'll just take the fact that this was too long and that you didn't read it...as read.
Suavepebble overcame his long bout with depression.
Suavepebble thought this thread was called "compression".
Suavepebble almost committed pooicide.
YOU SHOULD TAKE ME ON THE ROAD WITH YOU
Joking about pooicide? Not cool.
I came to this thread, immediately clicked to page 12, and now I don't know what to think.
I DO know that my depression has suddenly subsided.
this is a 40 minute video of my life, NONE of you probably will watch it which is fine. But this is why i am depressed. i document my molestation, suicide attempts, the current death of my grandmother, gf cheating, uncle having sex with sister getting her pregnant, mom being a whore, step dad beating me, and many more kewn behavior.
Last edited by Siggers; March 25, 2012 at 8:49 AM.
Every time Siggers posts all that goes through my mind is "Chosen One"
I watched the whole thing. I don't know what to say. Keep on going, man. You sound strong... What a life.
many tine tanies
If Siggers doesn't control at least 28% of the entire internet by 2020 I will be shocked. People love you, man... they love you. Don't ever stop.
Aw, Sigs. Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I loved when you were interviewing Doug Benson and your grandmother kept interrupting. I watched the entire video as well and I appreciate your openness and honesty - it takes incredible courage and strength to share such personal incidents with the world. I don't think there's anyone here who's not on your side.
Iyou.
Sigs, I watched all of it and I must say, I am rooting for you and want to give you a big hug.
"It occurred to me the other day that we've made so many rape/murder jokes about Bridgetown, if one of us actually does get raped or murdered there, the other would automatically become the prime suspect." -Berliner
ArchStanton: thats one of my fave things about valorie...she loves disney AND being mean to people
Damn it, ASTers. Don't make me cry and give me faith in humanity all at the same time. I got work and shit to do.
Incredibly brave and touching, Siggers. Hang in there.
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