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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    I loved the film, but am I the only one who thought Bane sounded like a Sean Connery parody at times?



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    He sounded like a sean connery parody or worse he sounded like Diablo 2's Deckard Cain.

    That was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Easily.

    SO BAD!


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Leaving out LOTR was a major oversight. It should probably go on the very top of that list.



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    No, talking shit about Back to the Future part III was your mistake.

    TAKE IT BACK!


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by AstroChicken View Post
    No, talking shit about Back to the Future part III was your mistake.

    TAKE IT BACK!
    ...TO THE FUTURE!


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    When Brucio tried to escape the prison the second time, I was thinking to myself "an asshole could boil this movie down to "The Long Jump Knight." It definitely seemed like he just didn't have it together in the planning department, though as I wrote before, it's not like he was in top condition in any way. The end of this kind of felt like the end of Scott Pilgrim: he realizes he was doing everything for the wrong reason, or something.

    As far as the Bond villain stuff, you are watching a movie where you're supposed to think dressing like a bat is a great idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by AstroChicken View Post
    I loved the film, but am I the only one who thought Bane sounded like a Sean Connery parody at times?
    Yes.


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Dad View Post
    He sounded like a sean connery parody


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    Re: Batman's Spiderman 3 - No, worse than that. Batman's Phantom Menace.

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    The Sean Connery / WC Fields thing is not far off.


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Hey guys who did the voice of Bane? Was it Darrell Hammond??? I kept expecting him to say "I broke your mother's back last night, Trebek!" to Batman! Did anyone else notice this???



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Am I expected to read a thread before posting in it? Nonsense. Only my words are worth reading.

    (sorry)



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    I was sort of sad Bane didn't end up being a roided-out luchador.



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    i liked his andrew dice clay jacket.


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Boy you guys are really into this movie. What's it about?



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    It's about moving on.

    Also big explosions and sexy costumes.



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    it's about 2 hours too long.

    ANOTHER FISTFIGHT??!?!

    <3


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    As far as the Bond villain stuff, you are watching a movie where you're supposed to think dressing like a bat is a great idea.
    Obviously false copout. Nolan's previous two films went to great lengths to try to make Batman "real." This is not Adam West's Batman.

    (can someone reboot that tv show please?)



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by davidd View Post
    Boy you guys are really into this movie. What's it about?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Dad View Post
    it's about 2 hours too long.
    Oh, SNAP!!
    "Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up!!" - Alex Mac


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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by Batman The Horse View Post
    I was sort of sad Bane didn't end up being a roided-out luchador.
    Speaking of roided-out... Was anyone else bugged by the amount of acne Tom Hardy had on his back and arms? I really hope he didn't do steroids for this role.
    I obviously have nothing interesting to add to this conversation.



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    Quote Originally Posted by Natalie Portmanteau View Post
    Obviously false copout.
    Explain how what I said isn't true. West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney, Bale, Ferguson, Klinefelter, they all dressed up in bat costumes. You walk in buying the bat-man conceit. So go easy on the "sit in jail and watch TV" one.



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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises

    A character wearing a cowl isn't necessarily bad writing. Cliched, obvious contrivances (like the bond villain shit) are bad writing.


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