a new baby!
a new baby!
Congrats Tim! In case you hadn't heard, literally every single thing Louie says about children and parenthood is true. So look forward to that! (I mean that sincerely, because he does say a lot of good stuff, too).
Edited to add that I had forgotten how horrible it felt to keep the pregnancy secret for so long, so kudos to you. That part really sucks. I remember walking into work the day after our first positive on the at-home test and a buddy of mine did the typical "how was your weekend?" thing, and I proceeded to stammer nonsense and sweat profusely for like 30 seconds before he asked if I had the flu. Apparently I would not hold up well under interrogation, guys, so don't let me murder anybody.
I don't know if the kid will have manners, or function well in society, but it will have a fucking blast all the time. I will totally be a Pete Holmes style fun dad though. The kid will be mortified by me when it's a teenager.
Last edited by TimBuktu; August 30, 2012 at 9:47 AM.
Just plan to name it something like Honey Boo Boo now then.
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Congratulations, Tim! Glad things worked out for you your lady.
I obviously have nothing interesting to add to this conversation.
You win twelve free hours of sleep! Payable in 18 years.
I suppose the baby's name will either be Todd jr or May jr, yes?
many tine tanies
everyone should congratulate ME for not spilling the beans.
"the beans" = my semen
(into a lady)
Breaking! Biloon Baby Born!
Introducing Joel Haines!
Full name Oliver Joel Haines, but he goes by his middle name like his dad.
"He's got a dick, why won't he talk about it?"
there goes your comedy career!
(he's a cutie)