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    Re: The baby thread

    Congrats! Do you and your non-judgmental-socially-accepted-word-for-life-partner have any other kids, or is this your first?
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    Re: The baby thread

    this will be our first - just saw its heart beat today



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    I got one of those. Pretty cool.



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    does it have a heartbeat like mine? probably not, mine's pretty advanced



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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by nathansmart View Post
    this will be our first - just saw its heart beat today
    Nice! My son just turned 3 in September. Not to sound like a dirty leftist liberal hippie, but pregancy is pretty awe-inspiring when you watch your loved one go through it...all the anticipation, etc...it flies by really quickly in retrospect, but I know, depending on how far along she is when you get the news, that it can seem like a life-long process to get through.

    Again, congrats man! Your stuff works!
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    Re: The baby thread

    thanks! we are pretty excited and I'm anticipating the process - but I just want to get through it all and stop worrying about its health - at least until I can hold it in my hands - then I'll worry more



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    I still sneak into my son's room at night and get close enough to see him breathing...I even sometimes move his arm, or pinch his toe just a little to make totally sure...sometimes I think I'm going to be going over to his dorm room 15 years from now to make sure he's still breathing...worrying about them I don't think ever goes away, from what I can tell.
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    Re: The baby thread

    creepy

    for a boy we are going with Fletcher (so we can call him Fletch - is that AST-ey enough?)
    we don't have an option for a girl yet



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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    We're not sharing the name in advance.
    Does it rhyme with Barch Clanton?

    I had my hoses kinked ten years ago, so I don't expect to be posting in here very much...

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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    I had my hoses kinked ten years ago, so I don't expect to be posting in here very much.
    I predict that this will have no discernible impact on the number of opinions that you produce.


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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    Our boy is due March 8th. He's in a very wiggly, punchy mood lately. We're not sharing the name in advance.
    It's Duke, right? You could call him "The Duker"!

    I know lots of babies. Might make one sometime next year. I like their arm rolls more than any other fat rolls.
    many tine tanies



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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by nathansmart View Post
    creepy

    for a boy we are going with Fletcher (so we can call him Fletch - is that AST-ey enough?)
    we don't have an option for a girl yet
    May I suggest Sally Ann (Cavanaugh)? Congrats.



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    Re: The baby thread

    no way I want my kid to be a loser like Sally Ann Cavanaugh



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    Quote Originally Posted by nathansmart View Post
    creepy
    Ha ha! I know, I know. Just wait though..it almost becomes complusive behavior. I know I'm acting silly doing it still...but it's retarded the amount of love I have for that drunken monkey of a child of mine.
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    Re: The baby thread

    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    I had my hoses kinked ten years ago,

    (riotous, thundering applause)

    so I don't expect to be posting in here very much...

    (riotous, thundering applause)
    (riotous, thundering applause)



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    Re: The baby thread

    Three names I've always enjoyed; Marvin, Velma, and Provo.

    (Dammit. I hate making Charles right)

    EDIT: Wow Tron. That just takes the bullet train right past good natured ribbing into hate-town....Oh well, I'll have my revenge when your kid grows up and becomes a huge Jim Belushi fan just to cheese off his/her dad.
    Last edited by scamboogah; November 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM.
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    Re: The baby thread

    Oh, sorry. I thought it stopped before Hate Town.



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    Re: The baby thread

    Isn't Hate Town scamboogah's birthplace?
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.



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