AST's Foam Corner

**KeithTalent** · June 7, 2012, 2:44 PM

I wonder who was the first person to say "coin a phrase"

**Finnegan TG** · June 8, 2012, 6:27 PM

what's the preferred style of cheese among fans of 90s party rap? Coolio String Cheese

what's the #1 Pantera album among people who also enjoy Italian food? Vulgar Display of Pizza

**Couldn'tThinkOfaName** · July 20, 2012, 8:50 PM

Sonic Youth are on an extended break, not because of Thurston and Kim's divorce but because he wanted to call their next album "Thurston for Moore."

**Recury** · July 21, 2012, 11:41 AM

I've started practicing Hinduism, because YOLO!

**smartbunny** · July 21, 2012, 9:22 PM

Is putting fezzes on pictures a Meme Bellpeppers?

**Recury** · August 4, 2012, 10:08 AM

Spiderman would be more realistic if he shot web out of his butthole.

**smartbunny** · August 4, 2012, 10:53 AM

I was going to grow some fungus but I didn't have mushroom.

**Umlaut** · August 20, 2012, 10:48 AM

Not to be confused with the chain Paul Rust is starting up - Quiz-No-Nos.

Note: These sandwicheries will only be open for a month and then promptly closed, thus keeping them "new" so as to always be "New Quiznonos."

**Couldn'tThinkOfaName** · August 20, 2012, 11:14 AM

The business plan was never going to last.

"If you enjoy any of our delicious sandwiches, we should be allowed to pay you."

**Finnegan TG** · August 25, 2012, 6:31 PM

who is the top egyptian pharaoh among asian noodle enthusiasts? king tutanramen

**smartbunny** · September 7, 2012, 10:04 PM

If Dracula runs for office, his supporters can make signs that say they are "Down For The Count."

**smartbunny** · September 12, 2012, 8:52 AM

I'm opening a Southeast Asian restaurant and calling it VietNom.

**DJ Sam** · September 14, 2012, 2:56 PM

Oh I get it this is a thread of puns right? (this is what happens when you take a few years off the AST boards.)

**smartbunny** · September 14, 2012, 3:44 PM

What's a pun?

**diggedy** · September 18, 2012, 8:10 AM

How do we know when a pun is upon us?

**smartbunny** · September 19, 2012, 2:39 PM

I was going to paint crosswalks for a living but that seemed so pedestrian.

**smartbunny** · September 28, 2012, 11:16 AM

If your missus beats you with a rolling pin so bad that you end up in a wheelchair, you're Andycapped.

**smartbunny** · October 7, 2012, 6:31 PM

When trying different flavors of sherbet, what do I use to clear my palate?

**stevenac** · October 24, 2012, 7:30 PM

Dario Sargento's horror films are so cheesy

**diggedy** · October 25, 2012, 6:15 AM

What did the homeless man say to the homeless woman after they made love?
"Nice box."

Why do homeless people prefer to make love under a fire escape?
It's right up their alley.

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